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Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:45 pm
Posted by GoldenDawg
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Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:45 pm
in the name of all that is holy would you come up with the red-headed blue-bodied schnoz-bird and put that thing on your helmet?

The mind boggles.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
42476 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:45 pm to
Who are you talking about?
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:46 pm to
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Who are you talking about?

Guess you're not watching the game.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78611 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:46 pm to
Who are you to talk?

Your mascot is a bulldog. It is literally impossible to mix those two animals.

A bull cannot reproduce with a dog.
This post was edited on 9/11/26 at 7:48 pm
Posted by Beta04
St. Louis
Member since Aug 2013
431 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:46 pm to
They're absolute fvcking retards

cousin fvcking retards.
Posted by Mobeaux
Member since Sep 2026
48 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:46 pm to
Homosexuality is the reason
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
22977 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:47 pm to
I'm telling you it's Toucan Sam!

Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
26058 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

in the name of all that is holy would you come up with the red-headed blue-bodied schnoz-bird and put that thing on your helmet?


Pretty sure the motto for them this game was, “Toucan do it!”
Posted by GoldenDawg
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Member since Oct 2013
22618 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:48 pm to
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Your mascot is a bulldog.

A bulldog is real. A Jayhawk is a made-up bird. It could look however they want it to look. And they did that.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
18316 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:51 pm to
Yeah it is a really stupid mascot. Hope Missouri beats them badly after the crap they’ve pulled this week.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
42476 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:52 pm to
SEC on tnite?
Posted by GoldenDawg
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Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:52 pm to
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SEC on tnite?

Dude.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
3032 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:59 pm to
Seahawks isn't much better.
Posted by GoldenDawg
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Member since Oct 2013
22618 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:04 pm to
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Seahawks isn't much better.

A seahawk is a common historical name for the osprey, fwiw.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
65328 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:14 pm to


There is a Cardinal, are you telling me there is no such thing as a Jayhawk?
Posted by GoldenDawg
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Member since Oct 2013
22618 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:22 pm to
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There is a Cardinal, are you telling me there is no such thing as a Jayhawk?

That is what I am telling you.
Posted by Pax tecum
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2015
674 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

The mind boggles.


From my mind to your keyboard. I've been watching this game thinking the same thing. I don't get it.

Same kind of lame stuff like the Hokie bird in Blacksburg.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
21249 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:38 pm to
The bird logo looks like it has down syndrome
Posted by dinner roll
buttery goodness
Member since Feb 2006
6726 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:39 pm to
The schnoz-birdies taste like schnoz-birdies.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
30815 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:42 pm to
Because frick them.
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