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re: I think Lane has been stress-eating

Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26122 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:02 pm to
The man is aware of his surroundings. You do not have to be in shape to sleep with Ole Miss sorority girls
Posted by Mashed_potatoes
Member since Oct 2020
96 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:02 pm to
Lowering estrogen too almost left that out
Posted by Judah Mann
Houston Area
Member since Aug 2016
2033 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:17 pm to
What's he got to stress over? He's got one of the easiest jobs in America. He's not expected to win championships, or even compete for conference titles. He can go 8-4 every year and stay there as long as he likes.
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
8088 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Drinking a fifth a day


Remember, Ole Miss never loses a party.

Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5737 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

You do not have to be in shape to sleep with Ole Miss sorority girls


What do Ole Miss sorority girls look like?

Pics preferred.
Posted by Mithridates6
Member since Oct 2019
8220 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:26 pm to
Cultural assimilation
Posted by forestwhitackersgood
Dallas
Member since Jun 2019
3263 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:39 pm to
He's about 2 cheeseburgers away from becoming the next Bret B...
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
18816 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:41 pm to
Did yall watch the game?

He has significantly deflated since the off season.

We hog fans are the best gaugers of that as Bert ballooned geometrically during his tenure.

Jury is out on Sam Tittman but rumor has it he is taking daily walks.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:45 pm to
He reads this site, fwiw. Confirmed fact.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
22866 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:46 pm to
You lost me at 1.
Posted by Hogfan13
Member since Jul 2019
3325 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 2:52 pm to
He's disgusting.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 3:42 pm to
He's got Bib Fortuna lined up as his next Defensive Coordinator.
Posted by RogerTempleton
Austin
Member since Nov 2014
3295 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

He doesn't look that overweight when you see him standing in person.



Man y'all really have different standards in Fatland.
Posted by stomp
Bama
Member since Nov 2014
3756 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 3:53 pm to
That's what Mississippi does to a baw.

He'll have a Republican comb-over and a Matlock hunchback like Pat Robertson in no time.

Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
16774 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 3:55 pm to
Red skin and bloated.

Alcohol.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 3:56 pm to
It’s pretty obvious imo but I have experience

Let’s just hope he can keep it at home
Posted by Peter Venkman
Jackson, TN
Member since Aug 2016
2605 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 4:10 pm to
It should be pointed out that that picture is from 10 months ago. He looks nowhere near that big now.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28806 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

He reads this site, fwiw. Confirmed fact.

How was it confirmed?

Which alter does he post under?


P.S. Come at me, Lane!!

Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15281 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 4:37 pm to
The new Bert incoming.
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
12304 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 4:38 pm to
This topic has made the Arkansas fans irregularly horny
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