I present 2017 VOLS fap thread v1.0

OFFENSE

QB - RS FR Jarrett Guarantano, the #1 dual threat quarterback from the 2016 class. Gitmo. Geronimo. The One. The Situation. Mariota 2.0.

This young Guido can definitely sling that tater and per back channels, might be the most talented VOLS quarterback since Peyton Manning was trotting around Shields-Watkins Field.


The One will be under the tutelage of QB whisperer Mike Canales, who also moonlights as a street performing Herman Munster during the offseason.


RB - VOLS should be in good shape here even with the departure of local trap star Alvin Kamara. John MCBM Kelly averaged 6.5 ypc last annum and had multiple 100 yard games in an increased role after drunken giraffe Jalen Hurd took his ball and went home.


Plus he looks like a young Mike Tyson


Incoming Nashville stud and Ole Miss legacy Tykevious Chandler was a top 5 running back in the country in the 2017 class and wisely chose VOLS over his father's alma mater Ole Miss. He will be a factor immediately.


WR - Even with Josh Malone going pro, there's too much talent to list every individual so let's just focus on the leader of this group and my avatar, Jauan Jennings. He is the heart and soul of VOLS, has that dog in him and has a knack for making clutch, soul crushing catches that makes opposing fans chug pure grain alcohol.




Also, shithead WR coach Zach Assnazi finally took another job and this unit will now be coached up by Kevin Beard, who played for the dominant early 2000's Miami Hurricanes. Major upgrade to say the least.

TE - VOLS should be find here with the brothers Wolf and young Latrell Bumphus. Not much else to say.

OL - This should easily be the best OL at Tennessee since the 2013 unit in Lyle's first season. The interior should be anchored by seniors LG Jashon Robertson and center Coleman Thomas, with the nastiest SOB Jack Jones handling RG. The two tackle spots should be a three way battle between Chance Hall, Ole Miss lock Drew Richmond and #1 player from the 2017 class, Trey Smiff.


Tight Ends coach Larry Scott is the new offensive coordinator and took over play calling during the back half of the 2016 season from grandpa Mike Debord, who left for Indiana.