I hate LSU

I hate LSU

I hate y'all's colors, looking like Barney covered himself in mustard before getting drunk on pine cone liquor and drinking himself blind.

I hate the way Baton Rouge smells like corndogs, even from the interstate

I hate that LSU claims "DBU" when we wax that arse

I hate your stupid arse fight song

I hate that you promote beastiality when your dork arse band plays "Neck"

I hate that your dork arse band played through "We Are the Boys"

I hate that you fricked up 'cruiting Franks and put that voodoo on us

I hate that people think your state is the only one with gators and sugarcane

I hate that nobody in your peasant arse fan base acknowledges that the new, best looking, most elegant Mike the Tiger in history is from Highlands County, Florida

I hate that every time Florida waxes that arse, pundits and talking heads don't give a rip

I hate that you weasels have a fan base rabid enough to create a site where I waste all my time

I hate that folks think Death Valley is a better venue than tSwamp




But my Lord, you best damn believe that I'm cheering for you sumbitches this Saturday night.



frick Bama