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I had a dream!
Posted on 10/26/12 at 8:36 am
Posted on 10/26/12 at 8:36 am
The score 24-21 UF was up
UF was driving, I'm not talking about a 3 minute drive, either. This bitch was taking forever.
Time left on the clock, 2:20, 3rd and 4 from the 15.
The play, Gillislee recieves the hand off after a dive play where two guards from the opposite side of the ball pull to the near side and kick out the right and left backer.
Out of no where, Nose guard John Jenkins comes out of no where and annihilates MG.
Fumble is scooped up by none other than Jarvis Jones. He breaks 2 tackles initially, he's at the 40... 50.... 40... 30....20...10.. DIVES for the goal line...
And I woke up
UF was driving, I'm not talking about a 3 minute drive, either. This bitch was taking forever.
Time left on the clock, 2:20, 3rd and 4 from the 15.
The play, Gillislee recieves the hand off after a dive play where two guards from the opposite side of the ball pull to the near side and kick out the right and left backer.
Out of no where, Nose guard John Jenkins comes out of no where and annihilates MG.
Fumble is scooped up by none other than Jarvis Jones. He breaks 2 tackles initially, he's at the 40... 50.... 40... 30....20...10.. DIVES for the goal line...
And I woke up
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Posted on 10/26/12 at 8:38 am to Hullabaloo
I call bullshite
Posted on 10/26/12 at 8:39 am to Hullabaloo
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And then I jizzed in my pants
FIFY
Posted on 10/26/12 at 8:39 am to Hullabaloo
I had a dream once
Posted on 10/26/12 at 8:41 am to Nortizzle
i woke up in a fit of anger 
Posted on 10/26/12 at 8:47 am to Hullabaloo
Not a cool story bro.
Eta: I don't have football dreams. For some reason mine involve skanks booze money and drugs, but waking up in anger is also my reaction
Eta: I don't have football dreams. For some reason mine involve skanks booze money and drugs, but waking up in anger is also my reaction
This post was edited on 10/26/12 at 8:48 am
Posted on 10/26/12 at 8:47 am to Hullabaloo
Damn, that must suck. UGA can't even win in your dreams. I think suicide is the only real solution at this point in time.
Posted on 10/26/12 at 8:48 am to Hullabaloo
Stupid shite.
Posted on 10/26/12 at 9:43 am to Hullabaloo
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recieves
I before E except after C you fricking retard
Posted on 10/26/12 at 9:44 am to Hullabaloo
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. DIVES for the goal line...
refs negate the TD due to excessive celebration before he crosses the line?
Posted on 10/26/12 at 9:46 am to Hullabaloo
Did John Jenkins come out of nowhere?
Did John Jenkins come out of nowhere?
Did John Jenkins come out of nowhere?
Posted on 10/26/12 at 9:58 am to Hullabaloo
Obligatory...
Posted on 10/26/12 at 10:20 am to Hullabaloo
I had a dream last night, too. It was almost as fricked up as yours.
I was standing in Wal-Mart, and for some reason I was looking at those mexican looking votive candles. However, instead of having the regular pictures like The Blessed Virgin or Our Lady of Guadalupe or Jesus, they were paintings of Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburgler. That when things get a little hazy and I can only put bits and pieces together but I distinctly remember the Predator, a whole lot of J-lube J109 (lubricant mainly used on farms), a few boxes of animal crackers, an 8 x 12 blue canvas tarp, a blow torch, stealing a handicap school bus for a joyride, and Ja-Rule "rapping" in the background about Stephen Hawking being a pussy. I'm probably going to have to work this one out with my therapist on Monday.
I was standing in Wal-Mart, and for some reason I was looking at those mexican looking votive candles. However, instead of having the regular pictures like The Blessed Virgin or Our Lady of Guadalupe or Jesus, they were paintings of Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and the Hamburgler. That when things get a little hazy and I can only put bits and pieces together but I distinctly remember the Predator, a whole lot of J-lube J109 (lubricant mainly used on farms), a few boxes of animal crackers, an 8 x 12 blue canvas tarp, a blow torch, stealing a handicap school bus for a joyride, and Ja-Rule "rapping" in the background about Stephen Hawking being a pussy. I'm probably going to have to work this one out with my therapist on Monday.
This post was edited on 10/26/12 at 10:23 am
Posted on 10/26/12 at 10:22 am to crispyUGA
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That when things get a little hazy and I can only put bits and pieces together but I distinctly remember the Predator, a whole lot of J-lube J109 (lubricant mainly used on farms), a few boxes of animal crackers, an 8 x 12 blue canvas tarp, a blow torch, stealing a handicap school bus for a joyride, and Ja-Rule "rapping" in the background about Stephen Hawking being a pussy. I'm probably going to have to work this one out with my therapist on Monday.
Posted on 10/26/12 at 10:41 am to BloodSweat&Beers
Crispy is so apt of a handle for this guy
Back to the OP....yes your dream is TRUE! Jarvis scores TD...there is only 59 seconds left on clock, but wait....too much celebration after scoring and UGA has to kick off backed 15 yds. # 4 Debose takes the kickoff, burst into the clear and GONE...TD Gators!
Back to the OP....yes your dream is TRUE! Jarvis scores TD...there is only 59 seconds left on clock, but wait....too much celebration after scoring and UGA has to kick off backed 15 yds. # 4 Debose takes the kickoff, burst into the clear and GONE...TD Gators!
Posted on 10/26/12 at 10:42 am to Hullabaloo
So did MLKjr
Posted on 10/26/12 at 11:01 am to Hullabaloo
sometimes I dream
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