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re: Hugh Freeze on Jesus: “He’s the only one I’ve ever met who can handle my junk.”

Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:13 pm to
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Just the embarrassment of having him spewing his televangelist bs around our players and recruits was going to be weird at Auburn. Guy's fricking retarded. Just another classic case of somebody that uses religion as a fullblown crutch, but won't shut up about it. He'll fit right in with the scamming Falwells.


He'd take some of the heat off Kristi, though. That's why Gus wanted him. You honestly think Gus would agree to just turn his offense over to someone better? No, he was playing the long con there...
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15163 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:13 pm to
now we just need Houston Nutt to land a job and we can have the trifecta back.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19943 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:14 pm to
And POOF, a thousand discussion board signature lines were created in an instant.

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:15 pm to
I feel like all of us snickering at this are going to hell. Of course, we were probably destined before this.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19943 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:15 pm to
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I feel like all of us snickering at this are going to hell. Of course, we were probably destined before this.


Yeah. THIS is the linch pin for 99% of us...
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16557 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:16 pm to
Now this ladies and gentleman is a thread with infinite potential

Posted by burdhead
WOMP WOMP!!
Member since Apr 2017
6008 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:16 pm to
nutt was a pretty decent coach with other peoples recruits....it was after theose were gone and he had to use his is when he went downhill...he recognized that malzahn was a problem pretty quick,though
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19943 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:19 pm to
Well, crap man, don't leave out the next sentence.

quote:

If you know somebody else that can do that, I'd love to meet him.


"Him".

Damn. I mean. Just damn.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:44 pm to
He also talked about finishing. A lot.

Beyond the hokey sexual connotation, do we really think he's going to finish anything at Liberty? He's out the door this time next year if another school comes calling.

Lambuth? One year.
Arkansas State? One year.
This pro football league? Five minutes.

He's not one to talk about finishing anything. Except, well....queue hokey sexual joke here.
Posted by Tigerman97
Member since Jun 2014
10354 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:50 pm to
Liberty...they are an embarrassment to their faith heritage.
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16089 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:51 pm to
Being an Aggie, I’m surprised that resonated with you.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22781 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 2:53 pm to
folks are taking a lot of "Liberty" with that statement
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17749 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:07 pm to
Hugh Freeze: "Give me Liberty or give me Beth, or whatever that hooker's name was"

Stolen from Bunkie Perkins
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4446 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

folks are taking a lot of "Liberty" with that statement



I dunno. He said it, and then he paused uncomfortably. I'm sure there were many uncomfortable looks exchanged at that time.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8137 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 3:41 pm to
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So he has a hispanic gardener wash his privates?

Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7004 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 4:35 pm to
You may not believe this but the Liberty University Code of Conduct forbids the use of double entendres. I actually read the PDF for laughs.
LINK
Posted by PikeBishop
Bristol, TN
Member since Feb 2014
975 posts
Posted on 12/7/18 at 5:56 pm to
The wages of sin is a college football coaching contract. So it is written.
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