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Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:29 pm to wdeinttown
I would dress like Turd Ferguson with a big giant foam cowboy hat, point a fake gun with my hand and yell "phew, phew" as I shoot the LSU and Schtyate hats off the table. Then I will get in a bear costume and drink a Mad Dog 20/20 (strawberry kiwi, of course) until it's empty. Then sign my name in blood on a dollar bill. Go Rebs.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:31 pm to wdeinttown
I'd do something really different...I'd not give a verbal, I'd simply sign my LOI on NSD and fax it in to my school of choice.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:31 pm to wdeinttown
Drop my pants and show off my LSU bannana hammock.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:31 pm to DingDongEddieStrong
I'd have every hat on the table but Alabama then I would point at the next closest school to get me and talk about how it doesn't have "swag," throw the next hat into the stands, and point and laugh at the last one
then I would reach into a trash bag and pull out an off off off off off brand Bama script A hat
"I will be attending Alabama University. Roll Tide"
then I would reach into a trash bag and pull out an off off off off off brand Bama script A hat
"I will be attending Alabama University. Roll Tide"
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:33 pm to wdeinttown
I'd either pull up to the ceremony on the back of an elephant or in a brand new crimson charger.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:34 pm to Wallacewade04
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I'd have every hat on the table but Alabama then I would point at the next closest school to get me and talk about how it doesn't have "swag," throw the next hat into the stands, and point and laugh at the last one
then I would reach into a trash bag and pull out an off off off off off brand Bama script A hat
"I will be attending Alabama University. Roll Tide"
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:35 pm to Monticello
I had to go with the Dre Swagtastic blue print
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:43 pm to wdeinttown
I would invite everyone to Krystals, pull up in a brand new Charger, run over a patron, put a hunting cap and a chainsaw on the table and then crank the saw and yell Roll Tide!
Did I do that right?
Did I do that right?
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:48 pm to wdeinttown
I would start by telling a few jokes, then a few anecdotes, then committ, drop the mic and walk away.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:49 pm to Sid E Walker
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I'd do something really different...I'd not give a verbal, I'd simply sign my LOI on NSD and fax it in to my school of choice.
drama queen.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 4:54 pm to wdeinttown
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:15 pm to Hardy_Har
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Probably light a cross on fire for Ole Miss, or just yell the N word..
I don't know if I'm just exhausted after work on Friday or if that's the funniest thing I've read in a month. Either way, I laughed.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:23 pm to wdeinttown
I would a put a box of corndogs underneath the table and then say I'm going to corndogu and eat one on camera
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:24 pm to wdeinttown
other sec teams
in a razorback mascot suit
then take off the razorback head with an Arkansas hat on.
in a razorback mascot suit
then take off the razorback head with an Arkansas hat on.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:25 pm to wdeinttown
I probably wouldn't announce, just fax my paper to my school of choice - granted I would tell the coaching staff.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:25 pm to johnzorback
Damn that had to hurt
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:42 pm to MrAUTigers
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I'd do something really different...I'd not give a verbal, I'd simply sign my LOI on NSD and fax it in to my school of choice.
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drama queen.
How in the hell is that being dramatic? I'd counter this whole circus surrounding recruiting is built for drama queens. I'd just avoid everyone except the coaches.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:43 pm to wdeinttown
Shave it in my arse pubes.
Posted on 7/25/14 at 6:45 pm to Spelt it rong
Not sure how I would commit but I would take every trip/vissit possible
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