re: How old were you when you realized Alabama was the top program all-time in the SEC?

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Only in football, because y'all are dogshit in every other sport

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While Alabama has only two national runner up finishes in baseball, in SEC play they have the third most regular season titles behind only Florida and LSU. LSU has 18, Florida has 16, Alabama has 14. Alabama is in a three way second place tie for number of tournament titles. LSU has 12. Alabama, Florida and Miss. State each have 7. That is not dogshit.

In basketball, Kentucky is the king. But Alabama has the third most regular season men’s basketball titles. Alabama is second in the number of tournament titles. So again, not dogshit.

In softball, Alabama has the second most regular season titles and is tied for first in tournament titles. Alabama was the first SEC school to win a national championship in softball. Again, clearly not dogshit.

In gymnastics, Alabama is third in total SEC titles. Again, not dogshit.

Is there anything else you need assistance with?

First walk through the Bryant Museum made it clear Bama built the SEC.

Without Bama they'd refer to the SEC as the ACC West.

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your simply stupid.

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Ironic. You probably don’t understand why, but ironic nonetheless.

ETA: and, while we’re at, eat a bag of dicks, Tide fans, 9/28 can’t get here soon enough.

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Is there anything else you need assistance with?

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That's nice and all, but total championships. Yall sitting at 10 every sport not named football. Most of the SEC has surpassed you in some form or fashion. There's at least 6 SEC teams including Texas/Oklahoma now ahead of you and you aren't in the top 30.

NCAA Record Book.

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I'm doing research for a paper I'm writing so I want to find out how old ya'll were when you found out that your team was Alabama's bitch.

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How old were you when you finally realized your mother and father were also your aunt and uncle?

1964

Oh shite! I remember it like it was yesterday!
It was September 23, 1977.
We were all high as frick.
Steely Dan just released their album Aja!
We listened to it over and over that day.
The song Deacon Blues moved me.
At the time I didn’t really follow college football much. The only thing I knew about Bama was that Mizzou kicked their arse in their own house two years earlier on September 8, 1975 20-7.
I became a college football fan that very day from just that song alone!
I became aware that you had to be pretty special to be mentioned in a Dan song.

When bama could pay for players with impunity as mark Emmett covered bamas arse

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The only SEC question that doesn't come with an expiration date. As a youngster, I had no idea what a barner growing up in Huntsville. It was just the Viles and the Crimson team that kept putting them in their place.