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How much does Bielema eat to be that fat?
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:23 pm
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:23 pm
The guy has to be moving around all day as a coach and burning a ton of calories lugging that load around. Dude’s got to be pounding a ton of food.
Imagine being surrounded by world class athletes and trainers and looking like that.
Imagine being surrounded by world class athletes and trainers and looking like that.
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Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:24 pm to SquatchDawg
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How much does Bielema eat to be that fat?
Ask that fat frick coach of yours.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:25 pm to SquatchDawg
She married him that fat (I'm assuming). Why change?
Obligatory Jen...
Obligatory Jen...
This post was edited on 12/30/25 at 7:27 pm
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:27 pm to Swordfish
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Ask that fat frick coach of yours
Yeah Kirby isn’t great but Bielema is on a different level.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:27 pm to TigerLunatik
She’s wearing out the credit card and pool boy.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:28 pm to SquatchDawg
Per day.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:28 pm to SquatchDawg
Bert could crush that little blonde piece he’s married to. Little Jenn the dancer with that sweaty, fat slob is hilarious.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:29 pm to SquatchDawg
A tuna sandwich for lunch, then a handle of Jack Daniels.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:29 pm to SquatchDawg
Ask the FAT PIG Ladies from Indiana
This post was edited on 12/30/25 at 7:32 pm
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:30 pm to Swordfish
Kirby gets by on this:
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:30 pm to Swordfish
Kirby would whoop your arse 
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:31 pm to SquatchDawg
Hmmmmm…this thread as a running fat joke has potential….
Kirbs’ so fat, when he sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad.
Kirbs’ so fat, when he sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:32 pm to GoldenDawg
quote:Yeah...he looks like he has eaten a few trophies.
Kirby gets by on this:
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:33 pm to SquatchDawg
This much
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:35 pm to BevoBucks
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BevoBucks
Or drunk jokes:
Sark was so drunk he walked across the dance floor to get another drink, and won the dance contest.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:36 pm to BevoBucks
Bert’s so fat when he goes camping the bears have to hide THEIR food.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:36 pm to SquatchDawg
13 course meal every night, Texas style.
12 pack and a double meat Whataburger.
That'll keep the lbs. on.
12 pack and a double meat Whataburger.
That'll keep the lbs. on.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:37 pm to SquatchDawg
I think it is measured in boxcars, not calories.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:38 pm to GoldenDawg
quote:. Kirbs so fat, Thanos had to clap.
GoldenDawg
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:38 pm to SquatchDawg
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Bert’s so fat when he goes camping the bears have to hide THEIR food.
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