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HEY BIG10... An ode to your limp wrists
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:28 am
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:28 am
frick YOU.
You tried to pull your tiny little 3 inch peckers out and demand that college football not be played because of MUH RONA!!1!
You thought you could big boy the entire college football world and that the rest of us would just follow suit when the big bad Big10 folded up shop like little sissy boy bitches.
You thought you could come back to the table late - with your tail tucked - and virtue signal your way into legitimacy.
You thought you could manipulate your own rules to gain a competitive & financial advantage for your conference by allowing big bad Ohio State University to play in your conference championship game.
And you thought you could waltz into the College Football Playoff - with your limp wrists and your fricking expired soy milk - and stand toe to toe with the greatest team in the greatest conference on God's green Earth.
And you were fricking wrong.
You tried to pull your tiny little 3 inch peckers out and demand that college football not be played because of MUH RONA!!1!
You thought you could big boy the entire college football world and that the rest of us would just follow suit when the big bad Big10 folded up shop like little sissy boy bitches.
You thought you could come back to the table late - with your tail tucked - and virtue signal your way into legitimacy.
You thought you could manipulate your own rules to gain a competitive & financial advantage for your conference by allowing big bad Ohio State University to play in your conference championship game.
And you thought you could waltz into the College Football Playoff - with your limp wrists and your fricking expired soy milk - and stand toe to toe with the greatest team in the greatest conference on God's green Earth.
And you were fricking wrong.
This post was edited on 1/12/21 at 11:48 am
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Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:29 am to Tuscaloosa
God bless you sir
You’re doing the Lord’s work
You’re doing the Lord’s work
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:29 am to Tuscaloosa
PREACH!
Someone give that man another award!
Someone give that man another award!
This post was edited on 1/12/21 at 9:31 am
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:31 am to Tuscaloosa
BIG 0
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:35 am to Tuscaloosa
Congratulations. Both on the natty both and what I believe is the first ever post by you I've upvoted.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:35 am to Tuscaloosa
Dear Lew: Please don't anchor my thread for all-caps. Also, please pin this thread and send the link to the Big10 office.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:37 am to Tuscaloosa
Half their team was out and Fields, obviously, was very limited. However, congratulations on your championship*, Alabama.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:38 am to Tuscaloosa
Ohio State started 8 or 9 white guys. How do expect to beat a southern power like that.lol
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:43 am to GentleJackJones
quote:Conveniently ignoring the fact that we'd lost our starting, all-american center, our star WR only played half the game, our other star WR was still getting used to having a bionic leg and that our own QB spent a good portion of the game limping around the field.
Half their team was out and Fields, obviously, was very limited. However, congratulations on your championship*, Alabama.
Next time, at least try not to be quite so intellectually dishonest.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:44 am to tiger perry
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:45 am to Tuscaloosa
No video?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:46 am to cyde
Don't forget a starting corner out for the game and a starting safety ejected early.
But yeah, poor tOSU had 'rona.
But yeah, poor tOSU had 'rona.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:48 am to GentleJackJones
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Half their team was out and Fields, obviously, was very limited. However, congratulations on your championship*, Alabama.
We were without our All-American center, played without our Heisman Trophy winner for a half, were without 2 starting DBs, and the best WR on our team should have been on crutches but hobbled his way to 3 catches.
They can kiss my arse.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:56 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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No video?
Since I wasn't there, I didn't feel it would be appropriate to try to duplicate past results.
However, I trust you all will read the post in my voice.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:57 am to JustGetItRight
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a starting corner out for the game and a starting safety ejected early.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:58 am to GentleJackJones
Yep, and OSU skated in with only five games played...what about all injuries a full schedule results in thst everyone else faced?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:59 am to Tuscaloosa
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However, I trust you all will read the post in my voice.
I actually read all your posts in your voice now
Posted on 1/12/21 at 10:07 am to Jster15
quote:Exactly... but somehow we're supposed to pity or give special consideration to them because they managed to have players out anyway? frick that and frick them.
Yep, and OSU skated in with only five games played...what about all injuries a full schedule results in thst everyone else faced?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 10:09 am to Tuscaloosa
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How does a grown-arse man get this point in life?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 10:11 am to Ag Zwin
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How does a grown-arse man get this point in life?
It looks like his wife is wondering the same thing.
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