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re: Heupel is Fat and are Tennessee players still walking the steps correctly?

Posted on 10/5/21 at 10:08 am to
Posted by TRUERockyTop
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 10:08 am to
Absolutely no shot that South Carolina loses to that guy and a team that was hit harder than anyone else in the country in the transfer portal.

Cocks by 17
Posted by Lonnie Utah
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 10:27 am to
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Cocks by 17



Posted by StrongHog
You never know. Hell, I don't know
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 10:32 am to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 10:35 am to
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News Flash: Troy has a top 5-10 defense.




Posted by OrangeEmpire
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by Lonnie Utah
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 12:13 pm to
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Great pic of your coach.











You can only see two of his Chins....
Posted by OrangeEmpire
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 12:19 pm to
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News Flash: Troy has a top 5-10 defense.


When they play sisters of the blind it helps your stat line.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 1:45 pm to
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When they play sisters of the blind it helps your stat line.


Because Bowling Green and Tennessee Tech are football powerhouses....
Posted by SCgamecock2988
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 1:59 pm to
It’s like the chicks that post all the angle pics on tinder and bumble.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 2:01 pm to
Bowling Green would beat UofSC. We both know it.
Posted by VolsDeep
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 2:36 pm to
That’s it I’ve seen enough. South Carolina can’t lose.

Cocks by 3 scores.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 2:43 pm to
Pittman is smaller than Ed O and that fat bastard Phat Josh.
Posted by bigDgator
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 3:30 pm to
HTB Team 121

What does HTB mean?
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 3:37 pm to
Help keep Tennessee Beautiful. Their players use them for their community service cleaning roadsides.
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 3:41 pm to
Instead of Tennessee playing Kentucky - we could just put Heupel and Stoops in a competitive eating contest. In a cage. To the death.

Who's in ?

Notice how many of these college coaches wear something now that's pretty much a Moo Moo with a logo ? Damn boys - eat a vegetable. Walk a block.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 4:26 pm to
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Absolutely no shot that South Carolina loses to that guy and a team that was hit harder than anyone else in the country in the transfer portal.


FCS teams only have 4 fewer players than us on scholarship.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 4:28 pm to
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nstead of Tennessee playing Kentucky - we could just put Heupel and Stoops in a competitive eating contest. In a cage. To the death.


I'm going to guess that regardless of the outcome of our game, they will hit up Hardees together for some thickburgers that evening. Heupel, Stoops, and Pittman are approaching sumo wrestling size.
Posted by Prof
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 4:33 pm to
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I'm going to guess that regardless of the outcome of our game, they will hit up Hardees together for some thickburgers that evening. Heupel, Stoops, and Pittman are approaching sumo wrestling size.


Pittman is way bigger than JH and Stoops.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15817 posts
Posted on 10/5/21 at 4:35 pm to
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FCS teams only have 4 fewer players than us on scholarship.


Our roster is the Homer Simpson meme where he's posing for Marge and has his back fat hidden with chip clips and rope.

We're holding on with duct tape and bungee cables - which makes the pounding that Missouri took last weekend all the funnier.

Speaking of Missouri, where did those guys dissappear to after they guaranteed that Heupel would never beat their Lord and Savior Nicky Koskoff*?
This post was edited on 10/5/21 at 4:43 pm
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