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Happy 49th Birthday Coach Beamer!!

Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:37 pm
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
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This post was edited on 3/31/26 at 5:39 pm
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
5142 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by GamecockUltimate
Columbia,SC
Member since Feb 2019
9409 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 6:42 pm to
It was silly, but wasn't that the visitor section? Was it mocking?




*still an embarrassing loss
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19639 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 8:23 pm to
I'm not saying Shane Beamer has sucked a dick, but he's definitely held one in his mouth until it went limp.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34151 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 8:28 pm to
Either you taught him how or you're jealous. I can't tell which one.
Posted by UTK
Member since May 2022
447 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 8:37 pm to
Your experience seems unmatched.
Posted by CaptainCrash
Member since Mar 2024
221 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 6:12 am to
Did he got a birthday card from Bret Bielema?
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27047 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 7:09 am to
Happy bday. Is LaNorris still the QB?
Posted by PrattvilleTiger
Montgomery, AL
Member since May 2020
2722 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 7:48 am to
What's wrong with that?
Posted by Elite HIp Swivel
Member since Mar 2026
16 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 10:26 am to
He's a more likeable Butch Jones.

Every TV announcer ever says "Boy, Coach Beamer really has this program going in the right direction," just like it was for Butch Jones.

But then one day you wake up 4 years later and don't have shite to show for it and wonder if the program really is heading in the right direction.
Posted by VagueMessage
Springdale, AR
Member since Jun 2013
4400 posts
Posted on 4/1/26 at 10:45 am to
Tennessee has too much history for those empty platitudes, and they get made fun of all the harder for it. South Carolina doesn't have much success outside of Spurrier, so he gets a longer leash.

Even Spurrier was in his sixth year before he finally got over 8–5. I think he went 7–6 like four of the first five years.


Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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Member since Oct 2022
3896 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 7:20 am to
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Happy 49th Birthday


I thought this guy was in his 60s.
Posted by 1801
Charleston
Member since Aug 2012
8598 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:27 am to
he got one helluva birthday gift this past week

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Posted on 4/2/26 at 10:40 am to


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