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Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:24 pm to jvilletiger25
"How about we roll for initiative back at my place?"
Granny panties hit the floor so hard they crack cement
Granny panties hit the floor so hard they crack cement
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:25 pm to jvilletiger25
I couldn't get into Vandy but I could get into you. 
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:26 pm to jvilletiger25
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk right now.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:27 pm to jvilletiger25
if I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:28 pm to jvilletiger25
How about you and I go back to my place and do the ol Flourine Uranium Carbon and Potassium experiment.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:29 pm to AUTiger45
That's pretty good 
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:29 pm to jvilletiger25
quote:
Are you a library book? Cause I'm totally checking you out.
-You must be a triangle, cause you're acute.
-I couldn't help but notice your beautiful epidermis.
Still stronger than UGA's game.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:37 pm to jvilletiger25
"I got a lion in my pocket and baby he's ready to roar."
Posted on 10/31/16 at 3:50 pm to RhodeDawg
I know you're used to A's, but I'm going to give you a D
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:07 pm to jvilletiger25
Ever had your cervix bruised?
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:10 pm to Screaming Viking
"Baby, you'd be like my homework, because I'd slam you on the table and do you all night long."
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:11 pm to jvilletiger25
"My Father is the CEO of ______ Corp" can be a good start, depending on your target.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:14 pm to jvilletiger25
So my uncle owns a tech company if you need an HB1 visa once you graduate...
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:15 pm to Aggie Fishfinder
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I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk right now.
Chicken Dinner!
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:16 pm to jvilletiger25
didn't read just downvoted
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:17 pm to jvilletiger25
I know there's the daughter of a former Vandy QB who attends Auburn. It was nice to have someone to commiserate with.
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:20 pm to BIGJLAW
"baby the pi i want ain't in math class"
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:23 pm to jvilletiger25
Is it this Vandy girl?
Posted on 10/31/16 at 4:32 pm to Huddie Leadbetter
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