re: Golfer Check in Thread

I'm just here to say I have called 11 people Turtle Dick today. Including my wife (like 7 times), my two grown daughters, my 78 yr old dad (who said go frick yourself in return), Habib who runs the Habib store on the corner (What? What is this "turtle dick" you speak of?), and an actual turtle I saw on TV (I know it doesn't count, but how do you pass on the opportunity?)

Good Lord willing, I plan to double it tomorrow. You bunch of Turtle Dicks.

Damn, I didn't realize he did so much work last week. A 4 page thread demanding crow eating is pretty impressive

quote:

---

I'm just here to say I have called 11 people Turtle Dick today. Including my wife (like 7 times), my two grown daughters, my 78 yr old dad (who said go frick yourself in return), Habib who runs the Habib store on the corner (What? What is this "turtle dick" you speak of?), and an actual turtle I saw on TV (I know it doesn't count, but how do you pass on the opportunity?)

---

quote:

---

Damn, I didn't realize he did so much work last week.

---

I don't think it was really last week. Ever since he joined the rant he has been screaming from the mountain tops how much better the Hog football program was compared to Mizzou.

Him refusing to own up and take his medicine just speaks to his character ... and his turtle dick.

I just put turtle dick in a text.

And I’m all for sacrificing Golfer if it means we put an end to this fake hatred bs between us and Mizzou. Truth be told, we’re just meh towards each other and some of y’all even make me laugh when you’re not being bitchy.

I'm a genuine admirer of Pigglicious.


I'd probably be a stalker if I thought she'd like it . . .

quote:

---

And I’m all for sacrificing Golfer

---

quote:

---

With Lovett transferring I already know what that taint licker is going to say.

---

If he ever posts again, the only response needed will be a quote linked back to this thread.

Callin that Turd, Turtle Dick is not fair to turtles to be honest.