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FSU will pull off the upset
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:26 am
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:26 am
It’s not what you did, Alabama, that angers me so. It’s who you did it to.Who? That team from Tallahassee? That team is Florida State. We used to call them the Boogeyman.The Boogeyman?Well, FSU isn't exactly the Boogeyman. They're the team you send to kill the Boogeyman. Mike Norvell is a coach of focus, commitment, and sheer will. I once saw him march onto the sideline and tear apart a top-ranked defense with nothing but a backup quarterback. !A frickING BACKUP QUATERBACK.! and a chip on his shoulder.FSU will come for your perfect season, and you will do nothing... because you can do nothing.
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Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:29 am to Conferencefan
You need to go to the hospital...I believe you've had a stroke.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:29 am to Conferencefan
This is weird.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:30 am to Conferencefan
Conferencefan , welcome to the board.
This place could use more hate, anger and vitriol.
This place could use more hate, anger and vitriol.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:32 am to Conferencefan
FSU hasn’t won a road game since 2023. I think bama will be fine
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:34 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Should’ve eaten the dog shite
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:37 am to Conferencefan
As much as I hate Bama, my street is full of arrogant FSU fans so them beating each other up this week is going to be fun. But there is no way FSU can keep up with Bama right now maybe back in their heyday but not now. Bama will hang 50 on them
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:40 am to Houag80
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:43 am to Conferencefan
too cute by half … needs more cowbell
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:43 am to Conferencefan
Who you got to win its game between Ole Miss and LSU?
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:46 am to CNB
The Bryant-Denny Stadium lights flickered as a cold wind swept through Tuscaloosa.Out of the tunnel stepped Mike Norvell, but something was terrifyingly wrong. His face was frozen in the pale, expressionless stare of his viral EA Sports face scan—looking exactly like the iconic Michael Myers mask. He didn’t run, pace, or yell. Clutching a laminated play-sheet like a kitchen knife, he just began a slow, mechanical walk toward the Alabama sideline.Alabama’s defense threw everything they had at him. They blitzed, they hit hard, and the scoreboard showed FSU as a massive 19.5-point underdog. But like the true Boogeyman, Norvell just kept walking forward, completely unfazed by the roaring crowd.Furious boosters screamed from the stands for him to be fired, but Norvell possessed a supernatural power: his $51 million buyout clause. Alabama could score all they wanted, but Norvell was entirely unkillable. He just tilted his head, adjusted his headset, and kept stepping forward into the Tuscaloosa night.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:47 am to TrueLefty
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Who you got to win its game between Ole Miss and LSU
Whoever has ball last
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:49 am to Conferencefan
OP
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:50 am to Conferencefan
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That team is Florida State. We used to call them the Boogeyman.The Boogeyman?Well, FSU isn't exactly the Boogeyman. They're the team you send to kill the Boogeyman. Mike Norvell is a coach of focus, commitment, and sheer will.
Even for the rant this is dumb.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:52 am to Conferencefan
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a cold wind swept through Tuscaloosa.
Please!
Posted on 9/16/26 at 6:58 am to Deek
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a cold wind swept through Tuscaloosa.
Please!
It's been a long hot summer up here too, please come get your humidity.
Lights on for a 2:30 kick, must be overcast blowing up on you guys from The Gulf Of America ?
Posted on 9/16/26 at 7:02 am to Trumansfangs
OP can't even try to troll without using AI.
Posted on 9/16/26 at 7:04 am to Conferencefan
Is this from John Wick? Sounds like some John Wick ominous dialogue.
Alabama - a lot
FSU - shame
Maybe the school president get fired next. Did they hire an AD?
Alabama - a lot
FSU - shame
Maybe the school president get fired next. Did they hire an AD?
Posted on 9/16/26 at 7:09 am to Conferencefan
I love an Alabama loss as much as the next guy, but this will probably be 42-0 by the half. 
Posted on 9/16/26 at 7:10 am to Conferencefan
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Conferencefan
What are your feelings on Florida cuisine and extradition laws? A consensus from new shite posting alters on these critical topics would be helpful. We will wait for you to prompt AI for a response.
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