Forest Gump was a retard who graduated from Alabama

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Winston Groom needed a believable University where a retard could graduate from and he chose Bama!

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Have you ever heard Jeudy speak?

You know that’s not a true story right?

LSU graduates thousands of retards every year.

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Let that sink in....

Winston Groom needed a believable University where a retard could graduate from and he chose Bama!

Any of you sister frickers looking to check knuckles; I am over by Patrick Taylor Hall...Holla at me gumptards!

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Forrest Gump was a Fictional character - on the other hand, this really happened to one of you...

Actually, he needed a national football brand that everyone would recognize.

Damn, you got a gif of a man sexually assaulting another man saved?

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Damn, you got a gif of a man sexually assaulting another man saved?

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You're on the internet and you've never heard of Google? Maybe if they made one that smelled like corndogs. And no fanbase that tells people to STTDB can call out anyone on sexual assault. Idiot.

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every single historically significant event of the era... right?

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I said he was retarded. He could have been a renaissance man, as well...

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I said he was retarded. He could have been a renaissance man, as well..

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A renaissance tard, eh?

I dunno. His sheer ability to be everywhere at the right time sort of stretches... believability. Almost like it's fictional.

Look, I get it. Your shtick on tRant -- such as it is -- is flaming the everloving shite out of bammers. You normally do it pretty well. This just wasn't one of those times is all.

i want to believe he was autistic