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re: Florida LSU haiku thread
Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:53 pm to real_gator8
Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:53 pm to real_gator8
quote:
real_gator8
Words many, you wrote
Saying "I can't make haiku"
Sad Gator is sad
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Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:54 pm to real_gator8
5-7-5 baw
You have no culture
Mullens wife cheats with players
We ain't backin down
You have no culture
Mullens wife cheats with players
We ain't backin down
Posted on 10/7/19 at 12:57 pm to LarryCLE
5-9-6
That’s not how this works
That’s not how any of this
Is supposed to work
That’s not how this works
That’s not how any of this
Is supposed to work
This post was edited on 10/7/19 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:01 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
5-9-6
Proud Florida grad
I suck at writing haikus
arse rape talk still weird
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:04 pm to Lsupimp
Muffled gator sobs
Whimpering "not again, dad!"
It haunts them at night
Whimpering "not again, dad!"
It haunts them at night
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:13 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Gator don’t play that
The game, I mean, if there is
Rain anywhere close
The game, I mean, if there is
Rain anywhere close
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:13 pm to LarryCLE
Don’t act all coy now
About why people live there
No sodomy laws
About why people live there
No sodomy laws
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:13 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Here we go again
Gators again underdogs
More Tigers triggered
Gators again underdogs
More Tigers triggered
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:16 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Merlins tries for 2 in a row
O says no tomatoes in the gumbo
Joe Burrow slays the poon
O says no tomatoes in the gumbo
Joe Burrow slays the poon
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:16 pm to Gator5220
Speaking of triggers
If your band plays Tom Petty
We will drown it out
If your band plays Tom Petty
We will drown it out
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:17 pm to Gator5220
Lest we all forget
Orgeron was not first choice
He'll again show why
Orgeron was not first choice
He'll again show why
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:17 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts
Jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts
Jorts EVERYBODY!!!!!
Jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts jorts
Jorts EVERYBODY!!!!!
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:22 pm to Gator5220
Unless its Bama
O doesnt lose vs top 10
Yaw yaw we comin
O doesnt lose vs top 10
Yaw yaw we comin
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:24 pm to Gator5220
Speaking of butt sex
Have we mentioned this name yet
Aaron Hernandez?
Have we mentioned this name yet
Aaron Hernandez?
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:27 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Your QB is trash
cash likes to rip your leg off
then there is mullen
Damn I'm gonna have to edit this...sounded right in my head.
cash likes to rip your leg off
then there is mullen
Damn I'm gonna have to edit this...sounded right in my head.
This post was edited on 10/7/19 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:30 pm to Lsupimp
I would deflect too
If Orgeron was my coach
Extend his contract
If Orgeron was my coach
Extend his contract
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:32 pm to Gator5220
It’s Urban Meyer
He is the biggest sausage
Since Oscar Meyer
He is the biggest sausage
Since Oscar Meyer
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:35 pm to BFANLC
That was terrible
You should go back to Tidefans
Saban would be sad
You should go back to Tidefans
Saban would be sad
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:36 pm to Lsupimp
Please keep deflecting
Tiger fans will blame the refs
If the Gators win
Tiger fans will blame the refs
If the Gators win
Posted on 10/7/19 at 1:38 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Death Valley waits, Dan
The hunch back thinks he will win
You have no Dak, though
The hunch back thinks he will win
You have no Dak, though
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