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re: Finally saw the Applebee's commercial

Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:13 am to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:13 am to
Oh my God that’s terrible
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37456 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:18 am to
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That is the first time I saw it and it is hideous. Has to be the worst genre of music ever made, Gangsta-Country. Worse than bro-country and that’s saying a lot.


Hick-hop sucks. But for some reason when it comes on Spotify I actually start getting more work done. I hate myself for playing Colt Ford, Bubba Sparks, Demun Jones, Cypress Spring, and Upchurch (I don’t know them off the top of my head, those are just some of the names on the Spotify station I was listening too), but damn I get stuff done when they are on.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37456 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:19 am to
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Good country music is a thing of the past, along with rock and roll.


Turn off the radio and go to a streaming/on demand service. Good stuff is out there, it’s just not mass produced and supported by record labels.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:23 am to
Country pop genre needs to be nuked from orbit.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13534 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:44 am to
quote:

People hating too much. Catchie tune about normal peeps.


I don't think I've ever hated a stranger as much as I currently hate you

ETA - and the reason it's "catchy" to everyone that's only heard it once or twice is because they stole the tune of the hokey pokey.

Listen again to the chorus and think of that song and you'll realize it's just a stupid bro country version of the hokey pokey, I feel like im the only one who realizes this
This post was edited on 9/15/21 at 7:50 am
Posted by bstew3006
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Member since Dec 2007
12571 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:47 am to
Song is Fan Freakin Tastic!



Ayy
My girl is bangin'
She's so low maintenance
Don't need no champagne poppin' entertainment
Take her to Wendy's
Can't keep her off me
She wanna dip me like them fries in her Frosty
But every now and then when I get paid
I gotta spoil my baby with an upgrade (ayy)
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake
Get some whipped cream on the top too
Two straws, one check, girl, I got you
Bougie like Natty in the styrofoam
Squeak-squeakin' in the truck bed all the way home
Some Alabama-jamma, she my Dixieland delight
Ayy, that's how we do, how we do, fancy like, oh
Fancy like, oh
Fancy like, oh
Fancy like, oh
This post was edited on 9/15/21 at 7:51 am
Posted by Mardye McDole
Columbus, MS
Member since Jan 2013
107 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:49 am to
about to play some Ray Wylie to clean my head out after this thread
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24863 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:53 am to
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The song is dogshit. It's just some how catchy as hell.



You just described top 40 music the last 20 years.
Posted by Insideradvantage
Member since Oct 2014
6872 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:55 am to
Great commercial, great song and though I haven’t been to Applebee’s in years I just may have to go back now.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
30961 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:57 am to
my buddy and his daughter are in the commercial so i dont mind it too much

can see how others do though.
Posted by BigFatPig
Member since Nov 2020
295 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:59 am to
Posted by TN Dawg2
Knoxville
Member since Jun 2021
529 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 7:59 am to
Good song, I like it.

Beats the hell out of rural white girls blaring WAP on their car radio.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23870 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:03 am to
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
1225 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:03 am to
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Anyone who uses bougie in any context deserves a swift kick in the nuts. To put it in a commercial that runs more than boomer sooner in an ou game deserves to be beaten to a pulp.


Ok, I'll admit I laughed at this...
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23020 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:03 am to
quote:

It's like he was trying to parody Bo Burnham parodying the pandering nature of "country" music

...instead of people actually telling their stories, you just got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard day's work in their lives.

But they figured out the words and phrases they can use to pander to their audience, raking in millions of dollars from actual working class people...


Bo Burnham - Country Song (Pandering) Lyrics
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 8:30 am to
Wow, yet the song writer will make more off this holey pokey song than you will make in your life... Genius.
Posted by ArmyTide
Member since Aug 2021
77 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Catchy tune, fun beat, performed by talented musicians

You just destroyed whatever credibility you had as a poster
Posted by ArmyTide
Member since Aug 2021
77 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:09 am to
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rural white girls blaring WAP on their car radio.

Gross
This post was edited on 9/15/21 at 9:09 am
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30856 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:11 am to
Lyrics: "Alabama Jamma, see my Dixieland delight..."

Alabama residents:
Posted by crimsonmike
Member since Aug 2016
10 posts
Posted on 9/15/21 at 9:13 am to
Hell, I didn't like the song until I saw the commercial. Normal people having fun dancing to a song and smilin'. How horrible is that!? I need a celebrity with perfect hair and a private jet giving me their opinion to be happy. (sarcasm ON)

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