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re: Favorite way to sneak alcohol into ballgames?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:57 pm to LegendOfCobb
Posted on 2/11/15 at 4:57 pm to LegendOfCobb
1 gallon double ziplocs down the pants
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Posted on 2/11/15 at 5:09 pm to LegendOfCobb
In a binocular flask.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 6:30 pm to LegendOfCobb
Waistband.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 6:45 pm to LegendOfCobb
If its cold and or rainy, the hood of the jacket is the best spot to put it.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:03 pm to LegendOfCobb
2 plastic pint flasks filled with Beam, it is a family tradition, tucked snugly against your bits and pieces. This does require a pair of grape huggers covered by boxers.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:27 pm to LegendOfCobb
I usually show up on the Friday night before the game and stock my locker.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 7:52 pm to LegendOfCobb
I have flasks that could be easily secured to a thigh. LINK
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:14 pm to LegendOfCobb
Disguise the bottle as a bong.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:27 pm to Whiznot
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The safest way I came up with was dividing my liquor into two water bottles about halfway through, squeeze them til the airs our, untie your shoes (I have pretty big feet), and slide them under your feet in your shoes. You have to walk kinda funny, so I suggest waiting til youre just about to walk in, and you have to be really careful not to pop the bottles.
This is retarded. Did you graduate?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:28 pm to LegendOfCobb
I got my girl to sneak in all of my booze to games at Bama. She would strap a flexi flask to the inside of her thigh underneath her sundress. A buddy in my fraternity would somehow sneak a camelback into every game. I have no idea how he did it.
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:31 pm to LegendOfCobb
If the stadium doesnt use metal detectors, flask in boot is pretty much fool proof.
If they do use metal detectors, I change it up since most plastic flasks I've come cross dont comfortably fit in a boot. I use a crushed water bottle and stick it in my waist line in the back and let my short fall over it. Belt holds it in place.
If they do use metal detectors, I change it up since most plastic flasks I've come cross dont comfortably fit in a boot. I use a crushed water bottle and stick it in my waist line in the back and let my short fall over it. Belt holds it in place.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:33 pm to Roger Klarvin
When I was a senior at auburn they picked people randomly to pop their boots off
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:40 pm to LegendOfCobb
Left front pocket, pint of your favorite. You can basically walk right in to DWS no problem.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 8:44 pm to beaver
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When I was a senior at auburn they picked people randomly to pop their boots off
How long ago was this?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 10:45 pm to plazadweller
Take her as my date.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 10:47 pm to LegendOfCobb
Back before Stanford right sized its stadium we could take kegs and backpacks full of bottled beer into the stadium.
I rowed and we would go into the stadium on Sunday and gather the bottles to raise money for the team. You could get a second buzz from the beer warming in the Pacific sunlight.
I rowed and we would go into the stadium on Sunday and gather the bottles to raise money for the team. You could get a second buzz from the beer warming in the Pacific sunlight.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:01 pm to PrisonMike
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This is retarded
Worked for me, and I never got caught. It's like a grand total of 1 minute that theyre in youre shoes, just right before you get to the gate to when you get in.
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Did you graduate?
Yep, and got a job. Can you believe it?
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:04 pm to oman
Had a pre-med buddy in college. We used IV bags with all the air out. Tucked around our ankles, up sleeves, taped to girls thighs....
He had a couple nozzles too, so some games liquor flowed like a tap...was awesome
Now, doubled up ziplock bags, air out, wrapped around ankle inside socks.
He had a couple nozzles too, so some games liquor flowed like a tap...was awesome
Now, doubled up ziplock bags, air out, wrapped around ankle inside socks.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:04 pm to LegendOfCobb
ah, the golden days of trying to hide your booze...it must have been about the time I was old enough to actually buy alcohol when I realized the stadium workers dont actually GAF if you take booze in. ever since I have just stuck most of the bottle in a pocket or under an arm. never been bothered in 20 years. pretty much as long as you arent holding the bottle in your hand chances are you wont be hassled.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:27 pm to LegendOfCobb
2007 vs. Florida me and a buddy sat behind the craziest one I'd seen. Guy had duct taped one of those hiking bladder pouches to his back. Very large pouch at that. He was a big guy so it just looked natural under a t-shirt, but he was sucking down Makers faster than it would come through that straw. Never seen someone that big get shite faced so quickly.
Ahhh that was a great weekend though. We were ranked and Gameday was there. Of course like most times UK football we lost, but good times none the less.
Ahhh that was a great weekend though. We were ranked and Gameday was there. Of course like most times UK football we lost, but good times none the less.
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