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Everybody should be thanking us

Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:44 am
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Member since Oct 2023
1370 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:44 am
We give the entire world of college football several lessons for free (not free for us. Suicide-incliningly expensive for us):

1. Do not give people 10-year contracts worth almost $100 million.

2. A bunch of elite athletes does not make a team.

3. Winning a game by 41 points without allowing a touchdown against an SEC team while playing your third- and fourth-string quarterbacks cannot save you from getting fired.

Bring on the downvotes!
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
10965 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:46 am to
Everybody in the know already viewed A&M as a lesson in "what not to do" and has for decades.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33066 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:46 am to
4. Don’t have male only cheerleaders
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
2677 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:46 am to
Check
Check
and Check.

Thank you - but no other school is actually that dumb.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Member since Oct 2023
1370 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:48 am to
quote:

4. Don’t have male only cheerleaders

Nobody needs that lesson because nobody has male cheerleaders. I hear that at least one school has male yell leaders, though...
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16550 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:48 am to
quote:

lessons for free


Here's a lesson for you. Quit posting dumb arse threads. Bring your circle jerk to the Aggie board. No one around here cares for your situation
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44369 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:49 am to
quote:

Everybody in the know already viewed A&M as a lesson in "what not to do" and has for decades.


Aggy is the George Costanza of college football. If you see them doing something, the best course of action would be to do the opposite of that thing.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27339 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:49 am to
quote:

3. Winning a game by 41 points without allowing a touchdown against an SEC team while playing your third- and fourth-string quarterbacks cannot save you from getting fired.





Oh the passive aggressive approach to not embarrass yourself because your program sucks arse.




Posted by FootballFrenzy
Member since Oct 2023
1370 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:51 am to
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Aggy is the George Costanza of college football. If you see them doing something, the best course of action would be to do the opposite of that thing.

What about signing the number 1 recruiting class in history?
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
10965 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:53 am to
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Aggy is the George Costanza of college football. If you see them doing something, the best course of action would be to do the opposite of that thing.



Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3200 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:53 am to
We knew these things already. We didn't need that lesson. ATM ..like the dude I saw walking through the neighborhood wearing a $700? Hermes t shirt. Spent it because he could ... Whether it made sense or not
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
10965 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:53 am to
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What about signing the number 1 recruiting class in history?


Exactly

What about it?
Posted by auisssa
Member since Feb 2010
4174 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:54 am to
Add this:

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28317 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:54 am to
quote:

What about signing the number 1 recruiting class in history?

Even Costanza went on some dates with hot chicks.
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
12537 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 11:59 am to
quote:

What about signing the number 1 recruiting class in history?

Clearly didn't do it the right way (like straight up buying players instead of them actually wanting to come play for your school.)

Also, just a few months after signing that class:
Posted by MIzzouMark
Member since Jan 2019
2954 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

least one school has male yell leaders


Gay
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
3769 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

What about signing the number 1 recruiting class in history?

tell us, how does that class rate after transfers...
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6745 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 1:44 pm to
As the inspiration for one of the all time great SEC Shorts, I thank you.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Member since Oct 2023
1370 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 1:45 pm to
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As the inspiration for one of the all time great SEC Shorts, I thank you

Which one? I love those.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 1:45 pm to
Everyone else knew all this. Only you guys needed to learn
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