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re: Do they not teach English in Auburn, Alabama?

Posted on 9/22/22 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58894 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 12:56 pm to
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we're going to take over!


Historically you had extreme advantages over your conference mates yet only managed to finish 3rd behind Oklahoma, Nebraska, and just ahead of Arkansas. How exactly do you plan on taking over the SEC with just 1 vote in 16 and an inability to beat kansas.

Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48887 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 12:58 pm to
Auburn does a lot of weird things, man. No one will ever be able to totally make sense of it.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3925 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 1:18 pm to
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Because the war hero very close Auburns heart that the stadium is named for, pronounced his names that way.

So they don't teach english in Alabama then
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58894 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 1:25 pm to
They teach English in England

Here we used to teach American but nowadays they are teaching Spanish

Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3925 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 1:25 pm to
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So, yeah, if Jordan wants to pronounce his name "Jerdan" I sure as hell am not gonna argue and no one else does either.


I personally would never dickride a man so much that I start pronouncing words the same [wrong] way he does, but you do you.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58894 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 1:29 pm to
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I personally would never dickride a man


Probably because you are the catcher, not the pitcher in that relationship.
Posted by MackDaddyBrown
Member since Jul 2021
3925 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 1:45 pm to
The catcher is the dickrider .

Props to Jerdan for having a big enough dick for an entire city to ride on though.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4704 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 1:59 pm to
Nobody and I mean nobody knows more about dicking than teasip.

Posted by MOS0311
Member since Sep 2022
1042 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 2:16 pm to
They speak better English than half of Tejas.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
22973 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 5:47 pm to
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What Shug was involved in back in the day was minor, petty in scheme of things.


I lived down the street from Don Fuell's family.

I know that Shug was a cheater.
This post was edited on 9/22/22 at 5:48 pm
Posted by dirty bastard
Delacroix, Georgia
Member since Aug 2020
2484 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 6:03 pm to
You are not Southern, so you don't know Southern Dialect. This is why you shouldn't be in our awesome conference.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17101 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 6:10 pm to
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Texas is pronounced 'tex-arse'.

Longhorn is pronounced 'dildo-waving-COCKSUCKER


Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21306 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 6:18 pm to
Shug Jordan pronounced his last name as Jerdan. Who are we to argue with the man.
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
5635 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 6:22 pm to
You are a doofus for creating a thread without doing your research. Learn some history about a conference in which your team is soon to join.

Also, Texas Sucks!
Posted by Cuthy
Colleyville Tx
Member since Aug 2019
56 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 6:34 pm to
Coach Bryant would say in referring to Jordan - “Shig has more courage in his little finger than I have in my whole body”

They seemed to have a tremendous respect for the other and some degree of friendship.
Posted by TideTurf
Member since Sep 2009
3551 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:17 pm to
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Coach Bryant would say in referring to Jordan - “Shig has more courage in his little finger than I have in my whole body”

They seemed to have a tremendous respect for the other and some degree of friendship.


That they did.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58894 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:20 pm to
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The catcher is the dickrider


I did not know that but apparently you did. I think you just came out of the closet.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58894 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:21 pm to
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Also, Texas Sucks!


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