Disturbing Halloween Incident

My boy Jake, he’s a good kid. He’s seven and a big Tide fan.

So anyway, this year he goes out with his sister and two of their friends. My wife went with em.

So cute. Lil Lisa is in her unicorn outfit. And Jake went as Tua, his favorite player.

Anyway, at one house, this big sloppy looking mother with a three day stubble, reaking of beer and B.O. comes to the door. And he’s wearing an LSU shirt.

Well the SOB sort of sneers and snorts and he drops a fist full of cheep arse candy corn into three of the kid’s bags. But my boy ... this fat POS just ignored him, Then he belches a big wet belch reeking of beer. He slams the door. And turns off the porch light.

That’s going too far guys. I was furious when the wife told me.

I mean come on. You people talk about injuring players and now this ? Wtf.

Some people need to look in the mirror.

I hope someone reading this can let coach Saban know.

I told my boy that LSU would pay on Saturday. It’s the only thing that would stop his crying.