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re: Did Anyone See The LSU Fan?

Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:27 am to
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
14730 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:27 am to
I knew who this was about before clicking on this thread. He and the Vandy whistler need to get a room.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
23156 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:27 am to
He didn't make it to the behind home plate seats for any of our games. Not even close.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24774 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:27 am to
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That guy posts here....


We can rule out NFLSU. Unless….



Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24774 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:31 am to
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CaptainD following up at 6.43am Sunday morning on his LSU post from the night before about women’s softball re: his breaking discovery of really REALLY old news.


When I take my morning shite I feel it is only appropriate to talk shite about shite. Plus the smell always reminds me of Baton Rouge.

I imagine this post will anger many LSU fans when they roll out of bed at the crack of noon.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24774 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:36 am to
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No possible way that one human could have this much obsessive hatred of another school and, jeezus H, he extraordinary amount of TIME it takes to post with such consistency.

I am going to get claude to write a little program to figure out what percentage of his posts mention LSU or are motivated solely by LSU. no way the numbers don’t back up my claim.


Since you mention time, let me compliment you on an incredibly productive use of your own time. And in no way obsessive. How many decimal places are you going to carry it to?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24774 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:47 am to
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How does he sustain the life he seems to be living?


That is a good question. Dressing like this can’t be cheap. It does appear he is a local celebrity as this interview on WAFB proves. The upvotes and comments associated with the interview make it clear that the LSU fanbase cherishes him.

Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
7748 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:07 am to
WAFB is not representative of LSU fans and how they feel about this attention whore! He comes across as very obnoxious, even annoying...much like the little dwarf-man quarterback for Vanderbilt or their "whistler".
Most folks don't like that kind of behavior.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
15820 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:25 am to
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It's like he constantly needs attention and for people to know he exists. And he constantly thinks he's really trolling opposing fanbases. It's just a sad look.


This describes you, sidewalk.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13311 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:38 am to
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He has a facebook page.


What are you stalking him now?
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
23156 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:44 am to
What does he do for a living?

Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9179 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:45 am to
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I knew who this was about before clicking on this thread. He and James Carville need to get a room.


Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
23156 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:47 am to
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James Carville


Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24774 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:51 am to
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What does he do for a living?


Based on the amount of weed he smoked in his pregame vlogs, he may have connections in the pharmaceutical industry.
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
13956 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:53 am to
He is to LSU what Harvey Updike was to Bama. Not liked by their fanbases. Of course this guy is an attention whore with his belt.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24774 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:59 am to
And like Harvey, he hates trees. Harvey poisoned them, this guy smokes them.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
8792 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 10:11 am to
Since you don't see color, that's more than tan.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
27754 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 10:26 am to
His big TV moment? LOL..no, that guy is at every major LSU sporting event and somehow gets on camera every time. I’d say his biggest moment was probably in Omaha last year when he got into a “confrontation” with some Coastal Crackers.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24774 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 10:36 am to
What other LSU super fans are there? I know you guys lost Big Lee. Is there anyone else carrying on the tradition?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72381 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 11:05 am to
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He didn't make it to the behind home plate seats for any of our games. Not even close.


That part of the stadium still segregated?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66301 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 11:12 am to
Hes is a douche but he aint killing trees or whistling
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