Dear SEC West.....

Here, take this and deflate your collective heads. Earth to the west, yall are not that good....you're not God's division. Yes, yall had a good season this past year, but stop acting like you've been superior every year. The two Mississippi schools bring absolutely nothing to this conference.....aside from a decent track team, the same can be said about Arkansas. While Auburn has a good football team this year, they're only a big black eye on the conference as a whole. Bama wouldn't be too bad if 85% of their fanbase weren't freckled gingers. Lsu has an inferiority complex, as they're the drunken white-trash member of the conference. Moral of the story, know your place little cupcake fairies.