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Dear Missouri (you guys),

Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:24 pm
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14535 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:24 pm
I'm looking forward to having your meth infested, hoody wearing alcoholic coach having, over confident, terrible shite talking, weak-arse east schedule toting, SEC misfit, played out mascot having, arena league looking fan base in VHS tomorrow night.

It is my hope and dream that you will not have your hoodie in the inclined position tomorrow night when ice cold bourbon showers rain upon your hair gel riddened heads when the clock strikes 00:00.

Tomorrow night you get to see what this entire board has been trying to tell you all week. Prepare. Thy. Anus.












Go Cards.
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16939 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:30 pm to
Yeah... frick you Missouri.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:30 pm to
I guess none of them are here tonight.
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14535 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:32 pm to
Patience. They will come.



But honesty, the last two days have been awfully quiet on their side.


Cold feet perhaps...



Pussies.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

But honesty, the last two days have been awfully quiet on their side.


Cold feet perhaps...


Nope, just not hungry and your bait isn't tempting enough.

As I've said before, here's hoping for a good game with no injuries!

Oh, and a Tiger win!!!!
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14535 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:34 pm to
Shoulda used livers...


I have a feeling it will be a great game.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:35 pm to


Some people have been distracted tonight with winning our first ever SEC championship!! Lady Tigers are the SEC Volleyball champs, undefeated at 32-0!!
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

As I've said before, here's hoping for a good game with no injuries!

I with you here. Are you coming to the game semo?
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14535 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:37 pm to




quote:

Volleyball
Congrats


Pics or GTFO
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19229 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

beHop


Anybody ever told you you look like Urkel?




Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23179 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Are you coming to the game semo?


No, I wish I was! Too much going on with the holiday coming up this week. My family does a reunion every year at Thanksgiving at home in Cape, so I'll probably do some cooking tomorrow. I have a list of things I'm responsible for bringing. I can do the dessert stuff ahead of time.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111489 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:40 pm to
That was boring.

Frick you.
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14535 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Anybody ever told you you look like Urkel?



Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:45 pm to
Meh.

It would suck to get a bourbon shower, but if I got one because youse guys were pissed off that us Yanks tapped that arse at VHS, then I'd revel in the glory of it.

We'll see how it goes. I still think 41-24 MIZ sounds about right, but it could be more like 37-31 MIZ as well.

Either way, my hoodie is ready.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:45 pm to
I understand completely. Also, I'm glad the guest posters kept it civil on the team boards these last couple of weeks.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19229 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

beHop






Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:49 pm to
I think he means your avi.
Posted by Tigersessed
Member since Feb 2012
498 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:50 pm to
Here is to a good game and Mizzou wins by double digits.

Translated into rant speak - Mizzou is going to ream OM so hard that even their fans won't shite straight for a week!
Posted by jsmoove
Member since Oct 2010
12627 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14535 posts
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

your avi



< that mother fricker right there is the maker of your worst nightmares.
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