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re: Culture shock for DeBoer

Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by Monsusta
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Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:49 pm to
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Culture shock for DeBoer


Shock for sure once he realizes this is very common...

A brother and sister living in Alabama are getting ready to have sex for the first time.

He takes off his pants and his sister exclaims, “Wow! You’re even bigger than Daddy.”

“Gee thanks!”, he says, “that’s what Momma said too!”
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
41447 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:50 pm to
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Furthest south he's coached has been Southern Illinois. Good luck recruiting the dirty south.




Ohio
Ohio
New York
West Virginia
Ohio
Maryland
Michigan
Ohio
Michigan





In case you were wondering, the states Saban coached in college before coming to the south.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25162 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:51 pm to
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This guy has no fricking idea what he’s about to walk into. This is Les Miles 2.0 and he’s about to have his mind blown.

This will be a disaster just like Harsin!
Posted by BigScoreboard
Member since May 2021
938 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:52 pm to
Auburn thought Harsin was a great coach, right?
Posted by charliethehun
Member since Jul 2021
1050 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:52 pm to
I thought Seattle & Tuscaloosa were Sister City's?
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
5434 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

Compare Saban's recruiting classes to DeBoer's recruiting classes


What was Saban’s last recruiting class at Michigan State ranked?
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75881 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:54 pm to
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The OP is a "famous" pessimist poster on the Alabama board.


The OP has never even posted on the Alabama board because he's not an Alabama fan.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42687 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:55 pm to
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Seattle to Tuscaloosa is wild


Sorry but my arse would stay in Seattle. Comparable money, less stress, and plenty to do. If you want nature the whole state of Washington provides.

TBH, I'm city enough and Upper South enough to get a culture shock in some parts of the South. I can't imagine coming from out of region.
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
9050 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:55 pm to
I'm trying to make sense of this.

Les Miles = Harsin.

That's some fuzzy math their friend.
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:57 pm to
Not really. He's from Milbank SD, population 3426. The only shock will likely be the humidity in summer.
Posted by Geaux Tahel
Member since Feb 2006
6634 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 1:58 pm to
Gumps could have done better.
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 2:00 pm to
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TBH, I'm city enough and Upper South enough to get a culture shock in some parts of the South.
There are many places in the south that don't care for men "cosplaying" as women. That's likely why they don't care for ya.
This post was edited on 1/12/24 at 2:01 pm
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3297 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Seattle to Tuscaloosa is wild 


Probably less wild than growing up in South Dakota and going to Seattle
This post was edited on 1/12/24 at 2:02 pm
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 2:02 pm to
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Gumps could have done better.
You should be happy then.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42687 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 2:02 pm to
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Not really. He's from Milbank SD, population 3426. The only shock will likely be the humidity in summer.


Being from a small town isn't the same thing as being from the Deep South. It's a different world down there.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42687 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

There are many places in the south that don't care for men "cosplaying" as women. That's likely why they don't care for ya.


Unfortunately for you the biggest and best Drag Shows and Queens are in your part of the South.
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
10254 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

Switching from Whole Foods to Dollar General will take him some time


Lmfao

Posted by MrKnowItAll
Strop City
Member since Mar 2007
5034 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 2:07 pm to
Looks like a nice man..... I feel sorry for him and his family already.
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 2:08 pm to
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Unfortunately for you the biggest and best Drag Shows and Queens are in your part of the South.
Sadly you're probably right, in that excrement hole called Atlanta.
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
16513 posts
Posted on 1/12/24 at 2:08 pm to
Just the lack of teeth in heads wil blow his mind Bama going down.
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