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Congrats guys. If you've ever tried to get with a chick, but failed, Sank says otherwise.
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:18 pm
Pat yourselves on the back. You clearly scored.
Because if being a "pro" means never even making an NFL roster, then every bad date means a notch on your headboard
Because if being a "pro" means never even making an NFL roster, then every bad date means a notch on your headboard
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Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:19 pm to fr33manator
LSU fans been drinking too many hurricanes today.
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:20 pm to fr33manator
Can you make this into a poem?
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:28 pm to Jorts R Us
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Can you make this into a poem?
Don't threaten me with a good time
The second round of hiring,
Don't mean you've got the gig,
And one shoe thrown, when you're still up,
Don't mean you can't lose big,
Some reps in tryout practice,
Doesn't mean you make the grade,
'Cause almost only counts,
In horseshoes, nukes, and hand grenades,
This post was edited on 9/3/26 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:29 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:43 pm to fr33manator
Bravo
Posted on 9/3/26 at 11:08 pm to Jorts R Us
It's pretty disingenuous to call a kid making 7 figures in his 6th year an amateur, and another kid who made $190 to not make anyone's roster a "Pro"
Posted on 9/4/26 at 8:28 am to ForeverGator
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LSU fans been drinking too many hurricanes today.
If there was a hurricane around you'd have found a way to cancel the meetup
Posted on 9/4/26 at 10:16 am to Kato
Just cause you slipped a finger in,
Don't mean you get to claim the win
Don't mean you get to claim the win
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:37 am to fr33manator
I have never failed at that!!!
Just never check my Tinder acct.
Just never check my Tinder acct.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 12:58 pm to Gatorbait2008
If trying, just to fail,
Equals success, per Mr. Sankey,
You can brag you bagged a bad bítch,
(Though you jerked off in a hankie.)
It's why we don't give medals, Gold,
To every also-ran,
Because a want don't make a win,
Just like a girl can't be a man.
Equals success, per Mr. Sankey,
You can brag you bagged a bad bítch,
(Though you jerked off in a hankie.)
It's why we don't give medals, Gold,
To every also-ran,
Because a want don't make a win,
Just like a girl can't be a man.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:00 pm to fr33manator
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It's pretty disingenuous to call a kid making 7 figures in his 6th year an amateur, and another kid who made $190 to not make anyone's roster a "Pro"
The kid was paid those 7 figures by outside parties.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:27 pm to fr33manator
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And one shoe thrown, when you're still up,
Don't mean you can't lose big,
Posted on 9/4/26 at 2:13 pm to Boom33
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The kid was paid those 7 figures by outside parties.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 2:14 pm to fr33manator
I expect weird copes like this from you.
You don't disappoint.
You don't disappoint.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:46 pm to cajunbama
Coming From the likes of you...
Physician, heal thyself
Physician, heal thyself
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:50 pm to cajunbama
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cajunbama
Dumbass melting more than usual. Go buttfrick Skankey more.
Posted on 9/4/26 at 4:58 pm to fr33manator
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:33 pm to bamabaseballsec
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I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
Stankey says even being on the ledge means I've jumped.
This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 11:33 pm
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