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Collective Butthole Puckering. Quick Facts.

Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:05 pm
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:05 pm
Here is what you need to know about the Eric MuscleMan hire:

MuscleMan inherits the #2 winningest SEC program over the last 5 years.

When MuscleMan took over Nevada they had won 9 games. They won 24 in his first season. Since then he averages single digit losses per year.

John Calipari calls him "as good as it gets."

The above points firmly establish Arkansas as the #1 basketball program in the SEC moving forward.



Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22455 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:11 pm to


About time.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:13 pm to
Musselmeh
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15817 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:17 pm to
Yawn
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

Musselmeh


You are a poet Mr. Taylor.
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:22 pm to
Nothing says quality coach like 4th choice.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Nothing says quality coach like 4th choice.


He was my second choice behind Beard.
Posted by tygerphan
Georgia
Member since Oct 2009
3258 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:29 pm to
Print the shirts. U of A national champs of hoping they got it right this time.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:39 pm to
Nothing says not knowing shite about hiring coaches more than being an Aggy fan.

This post was edited on 4/7/19 at 6:40 pm
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4313 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:40 pm to
Flagship sailin again
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
6487 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:53 pm to
You should change your username to BoarIng
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

Nothing says not knowing shite about hiring coaches more than being an Aggy fan.


Excuse me for having no experience being rejected by other coaches. We identify our first choice and we get them.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

We identify our first choice and we get them.


So talent evaluation is your problem then.
Posted by agrunner
Flower Mound
Member since Dec 2012
4617 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:07 pm to
Cause Fisher and Williams screams untalented.
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10401 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

He was my second choice behind Beard.



This. Would have been 'okay' with Sampson, but he's getting up there. Coach in waiting for his son, no way.
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

Cause Fisher and Williams screams untalented.


Neither would be my top choice if I could just pick my hire like you claim A&M does.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

We identify our first choice and we get them.


It's the "identify" part of the equation you guys have trouble with. This time you "identified" a coach who loses more games than the guy we just fired. Let alone the guy that we just hired.

Your dude is like -15 percentage points to MuscleMan.

Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

John Milner


You should change your name to SuckMyDick.

Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:38 pm to
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WilliamGaylord


quote:

Musselmeh



Checks out.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18890 posts
Posted on 4/7/19 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

John Calipari calls him "as good as it gets."

Except for Cal of course
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