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re: CJ Mosely tried picking up my girl last night

Posted on 3/15/18 at 4:42 am to
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7366 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 4:42 am to
Congrats on being his Eskimo Bro.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
9724 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 6:55 am to
Hope he didn't hurt his back. How many reps did she make you watch him get in? I'd ask what you ate for dessert lat night but we all already know....
This post was edited on 3/15/18 at 7:03 am
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4555 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:05 am to
I heard she sacked stidham last night as well.
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
5279 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:22 am to
quote:

I heard she sacked stidham last night as well.


nah, nobody from bama touched Stidham.
Posted by Wicked Pissah
Member since Nov 2014
731 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 7:58 am to
quote:

I guess you missed the Auburn fans congratulating Bama on their national championship in January.


Quite possibly my favorite post ever.

Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18420 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:25 am to
quote:

I guess you missed the Auburn fans congratulating Bama on their national championship in January. Quite possibly my favorite post ever.


No doubt the best line I've ever seen on tRant.

It popped into my head during the 4th quarter of the State game last night and I just burst out laughing. People in our section stared like I was drunk
This post was edited on 3/15/18 at 8:26 am
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
12112 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:39 am to
quote:

CJ Mosely tried picking up my girl last night


she must weigh a shitload if he couldn't get her up
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60677 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:50 am to
quote:

I'd ask what you ate for dessert lat night but we all already know.








Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 8:55 am to
I was guessing it was a creampie for dessert
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 9:58 am to
quote:

Bought her a vodka soda and told me take a leave. Said hell naw bruh. Ended up buying us drinks all night and putting the BBC on a different white chick. Guess she's a keeper? CSB


Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:40 am to
quote:

I guess you missed the Auburn fans congratulating Bama on their national championship in January.


I think you misunderstood. We Aubies congratulated UCF. The true champions by the transitive rule of footbaw.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
30232 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Bought her a vodka soda and told me take a leave. Said hell naw bruh. Ended up buying us drinks all night and putting the BBC on a different white chick. Guess she's a keeper? CSB


You got cucked didn't you?

Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8771 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Congrats on dating a fat white bitch



Post of the year
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33873 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

Bought her a vodka soda and told me take a leave. Said hell naw bruh. Ended up buying us drinks all night and putting the BBC on a different white chick. Guess she's a keeper? CSB


She's going to bring this up the next time you leave your socks on the floor.

"I gave up CJ Mosley for you."
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60677 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 10:57 am to
quote:

She's going to bring this up the next time you leave your socks on the floor.

"I gave up CJ Mosley for you."


More like anything you do and this will come up!



Elephant memories < Women in your life memories
Posted by TrueReb13
Member since Feb 2015
1623 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 11:11 am to
She is. I was with you’ll last night. She just left my house a few minutes ago.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21710 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 12:24 pm to
I believe it.

He is known for swooping in and stealing other people's schit with no regard for their feelings.

Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
9724 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 2:45 pm to
So did you place an ad on Craigslist for a bull and arrange this "meeting" or are we supposed to believe this was a chance encounter?
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

Congrats on dating a fat white bitch


223 Upvotes 0 Downvotes
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108098 posts
Posted on 3/15/18 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Congrats on dating a fat white bitch

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