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Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:27 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:27 pm
Bert may not always win on the field (unless your program is called LSU or Ole Miss), but he does win at life.
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Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:28 pm to hogfly
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but he does win at life.
He's fat
This post was edited on 1/15/16 at 8:30 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:29 pm to hogfly
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but he does win at life.
He's a giant fat dude that talks football all day, has a ton of money, and a hot younger wife. He's basically the ultimate OT Baller.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:30 pm to AU24
He's fat with a hot wife.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:31 pm to hogfly
I wish Bert was my dad.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:31 pm to AU24
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He's fat
Yet he will still lay down next to Jen tonight.
Hey man, it's not his fault that the genetic lottery threw him an endomorphic body type. He overcame and is still winning at life.
I recently posted an article about Eric Berry overcoming cancer to succeed at life. I expect in coming years, there will be similar articles about Bret overcoming bacon addiction to win at life.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:33 pm to hogfly
Bert vs Bama flop = losing at life
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:41 pm to hogfly
I'm sure all the hipsters will be lining up to see the fat, cradle robbing, a-hole football coach 
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:44 pm to BowlJackson
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all the hipsters will be lining up to see the fat, cradle robbing, a-hole football coach
Actually they probably will, for much the same reason hipsters drink PBR.
Liking college football (or appearing to) could be considered ironic among their number.
This post was edited on 1/15/16 at 8:45 pm
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:51 pm to cyde
True. They'll probably consider it the GOAT comedy show
Posted on 1/15/16 at 8:59 pm to hogfly
being a disgusting fat frick is not winning at life
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:00 pm to AU24
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He's fat
Holy shite he is fat.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:10 pm to Gradual_Stroke
One of the best personalities in the league. Not afraid to joke around and be honest. Although he did look like a fool for that, and then losing to TT.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:26 pm to hogfly
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Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:46 pm to hogfly
Bert's in Austin?!?!
Everyone's going to have to get to franklins BBQ even earlier now.
Everyone's going to have to get to franklins BBQ even earlier now.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 9:49 pm to hogfly
GOOD COACH,FUNNY GUY
Posted on 1/15/16 at 11:37 pm to BowlJackson
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Bowl Jackson
A year from now when Gus is fired, this guy will start numerous troll threads about how auburn is going to steal Bert from us.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 11:40 pm to hogfly
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but he does win at life.
Don't forget the buffet line. He won that motherfricker too.
Posted on 1/15/16 at 11:57 pm to AU24
I've always kind of wondered how it is someone can be smart and obese. It seems like of you're smart you should value your health and you have to be pretty smart to be a HC at D1 level. Not being fat is easy especially when you have access to all the facilities and trainers that Bert does. Why not just exercise and not eat like shite?
Posted on 1/16/16 at 5:52 am to hogfly
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Bert usually does not win on the field
FIFY
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