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re: Check-in if texas a&m has won a National Title in FB, MCBB, or CBASE in your lifetime

Posted on 3/22/19 at 7:00 am to
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26792 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 7:00 am to
Checking in for both
Posted by TideFaninFl
On the space coast
Member since Oct 2017
6652 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 7:31 am to
Did you know that the ENTIRE State of Texas has only won 1 national title in Division 1 football since 1970

That is closing in on 50 years. I thought football was important in Texas and they were good at it. I guess not.



Posted by Pitch To Johnny
Houston
Member since Jun 2015
4195 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 7:35 am to
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they have more money than any other university
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B.S.
Uh oh. Don't get user smart post started on the intricacies of A&M's hidden crippling debt from Kyle Field
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30459 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 7:37 am to
Hey longhorn.


Aggy really doesn’t like you very much.


Any time we speak of burnt orange or Austin, aggy starts to shake and nearvously look around.

She likes to act like that guy on kill bill. Hatori Hanzo. The second you mention Texas around here, she writes his name on the wall and looks away.
Posted by Bevo XV
Texas
Member since Dec 2018
274 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 11:36 am to
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Why is this guy here?


Why not?

-Downvote this if you agree
Posted by Bevo XV
Texas
Member since Dec 2018
274 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 11:37 am to
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Hey longhorn.
Aggy really doesn’t like you very much.

Any time we speak of burnt orange or Austin, aggy starts to shake and nearvously look around.

She likes to act like that guy on kill bill. Hatori Hanzo. The second you mention Texas around here, she writes his name on the wall and looks away.


may be my favorite analogy of aggy ever.

-Downvote this if you agree
Posted by Spirit Of Aggieland
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
4607 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 11:57 am to
Ag-sessed daily confirmation- check.

You’d think texas was dominant in these sports “in our lifetimes” the way you crow about it.

Baseball has had success - 1983, 2002, 2005 - congrats!

But the last decade has been pretty lean, based on results.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 11:59 am to
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all a&m, all the time



one thread
Posted by Bevo XV
Texas
Member since Dec 2018
274 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:15 pm to
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Ag-sessed daily confirmation- check.

You’d think texas was dominant in these sports “in our lifetimes” the way you crow about it.

Baseball has had success - 1983, 2002, 2005 - congrats!

But the last decade has been pretty lean, based on results


poor aggy can’t relate to winning national championships, or even being close to contending for them.

In my relatively short life, I’ve personally witnessed baseball national championships, a football national championship, and a Final Four appearance. All of which come with fond memories.

Where do aggy’s fond sports memories come from? A lone win over Alabama in football? Sweet 16 appearances with a coach you fired? 7 OT wins? A 1993 win in the first game of the CWS, then losing the next two?

-Downvote if you agree
This post was edited on 3/22/19 at 12:16 pm
Posted by Shingo
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
3876 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:19 pm to
Are you retarded? Honest question
Posted by Shingo
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
3876 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:20 pm to
Relatively short life? You’re 13!
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30459 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:25 pm to
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may be my favorite analogy of aggy ever. -Downvote this if you agree



Oh dude,

If you haven’t been long, there is a serious emotion-triangle between aggy, Alabama and Texas. And aggy is the confused, hurt one.

1. She mentions Alabama 4 times a day in a wanna-hump-hump kind of way. And that’s sick.

2. But you, Texas....you? She speaks of you as if she’s answering the question:
“where did the longhorn touch you?”
They go into some past memories where they (and partially Missouri, but they really mean nothing to the sec) say , “oh, you don’t want any part of Texas. They will Run all over you and not even thank you for all the acquiesce you’ve done. They are sooooooo mean. “

It’s really a joyful read. But you should have seen them they say that Alabama lost to Clemson. They had the sads.
Posted by Bevo XV
Texas
Member since Dec 2018
274 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:26 pm to
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Did you know that the ENTIRE State of Texas has only won 1 national title in Division 1 football since 1970

That is closing in on 50 years. I thought football was important in Texas and they were good at it. I guess not.


How did I miss this?

It’s actually 2 since 1970 bubs. Strangely, if you pushed your arbitrary timeline back just ONE. MORE. SEASON. it would be 3. All by the same university. I’ll let you guess who has those 3.

Spreading false tricksies is not cool bubba.

-Downvote if you agree
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145253 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:27 pm to
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Spreading false tricksies is not cool bubba.

wow, i didnt realize boom had an alter
Posted by Bevo XV
Texas
Member since Dec 2018
274 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:33 pm to
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Relatively short life? You’re 13!


Let us pretend you are correct for a second and that I was born January 3rd, 2006.

There are 13 year old Texas fans that have witnessed more national championships in their lifetime than an 80 year old aggy fan.

-Downvote this if you agree
Posted by Dallasgrowl
Allen, Texas
Member since Oct 2003
7005 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:45 pm to
Yeah, one of them will be in here any minute now talking up title nine wins and other obscure "sports" in an attempt to show some warped sense of relevancy. SMH
Posted by CBP3110
Member since Aug 2012
6599 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:45 pm to
Check if you queers are going to get your arse stomped next year in Austin by LSU.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140699 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:49 pm to
I agree that you are an idiot.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
25532 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 1:13 pm to
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But the last decade has been pretty lean, based on results.


We are talking about your lifetime though, not the past decade.

They may not be world beaters in football right now, but they have more NY6 wins than aggy. That 2005 Natty is more than anything aggy has ever accomplished on the gridiron. I hope you are an older dude, otherwise you’ve grown up watching big brother outdo you in every major sport.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80417 posts
Posted on 3/22/19 at 1:18 pm to
Check in if the OP is a ****.
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