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Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:57 pm to LewDawg
May I have a turn, please?
Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:58 pm to LSUTigresFan
That was awesome!!
Posted on 4/25/25 at 4:59 pm to FootballFrenzy
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FootballFrenzy
Alright, folks, buckle up—it's time to roast the one and only FootballFrenzy, the self-proclaimed "Chief of the Grammar Police" on SECRant.com. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a middle school English teacher discovers SEC football and a keyboard, look no further.
FootballFrenzy joined the Rant in October 2023 and has been on a mission ever since—to correct your grammar, question your logic, and rank your team lower than a limbo stick at a frat party. With over 5,800 posts in just a few months, this guy has more opinions than a barbershop full of conspiracy theorists.
Let's talk about his power rankings. He once had the audacity to rank Auburn below Kentucky, Arkansas, and Vanderbilt. Yes, Vanderbilt. That's like saying a soggy paper towel is more durable than a brick. When someone pointed out that Auburn should be higher, he responded with the kind of condescension that would make a college professor blush .
But FootballFrenzy doesn't stop at questionable rankings. Oh no, he's also a master of the hot take. In a thread discussing surprise teams for the 2025 SEC season, he chimed in with, "If we can predict it, will it really be 'the surprise team'?" Profound, right? Socrates would be proud .
And let's not forget his coaching recommendations. After Texas A&M's less-than-stellar season, he suggested hiring Kansas' head coach, proclaiming, "Get fricking KU's head coach as our new head coach." Because nothing says "SEC dominance" like importing talent from the Big 12's middle tier .
But perhaps the most endearing quality of FootballFrenzy is his unwavering commitment to grammar policing. While the rest of us are debating playoff scenarios and recruiting classes, he's in the trenches, correcting "your" to "you're" and ensuring that every apostrophe is in its rightful place. It's like having a spellcheck with a superiority complex.
In summary, FootballFrenzy is the forum's equivalent of that one guy at the party who corrects your pronunciation of "charcuterie" while spilling his drink on the cheese platter. He's passionate, he's pedantic, and he's perpetually perched on his high horse, ready to gallop into the next thread with a red pen and a hot take.
This post was edited on 4/25/25 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:01 pm to JayAg
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Does anyone remember SmarterChild on AIM?
haha yes I do
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:02 pm to LSUTigresFan
quote:I hate that sig texts are gone
He’s basically the hall monitor of SECRant, if the hall monitor carried a flask.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:13 pm to LewDawg
Chicken really named himself after the most nervous animal in the barnyard—and it shows. He built a forum where brawls break out daily like it’s Thunderdome, then vanished like a 5-star recruit on signing day. Posters getting banned, alters multiplying like gremlins, and Chicken’s out here more absent than Texas in an SEC title game.
The dude shows up once a year like Punxsutawney Phil to drop a vague admin post and dip. It’s giving mystery dungeon with admin powers. At this point, we’re not sure if Chicken is a real person or a sentient bot powered by LSU fan tears and Tennessee delusion.
He’s basically the Saban of disappearing acts—legendary, feared, and never actually posts unless someone burns the whole site down
The dude shows up once a year like Punxsutawney Phil to drop a vague admin post and dip. It’s giving mystery dungeon with admin powers. At this point, we’re not sure if Chicken is a real person or a sentient bot powered by LSU fan tears and Tennessee delusion.
He’s basically the Saban of disappearing acts—legendary, feared, and never actually posts unless someone burns the whole site down
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:21 pm to LSUTigresFan
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Alright, folks, buckle up—it's time to roast the one and only FootballFrenzy, the self-proclaimed "Chief of the Grammar Police" on SECRant.com. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a middle school English teacher discovers SEC football and a keyboard, look no further. FootballFrenzy joined the Rant in October 2023 and has been on a mission ever since—to correct your grammar, question your logic, and rank your team lower than a limbo stick at a frat party. With over 5,800 posts in just a few months, this guy has more opinions than a barbershop full of conspiracy theorists.
NGL…except for the fact that I’m a pharmacy student, not a middle school English teacher, this is pretty good. I’ll take it!
This post was edited on 4/29/25 at 10:37 am
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:47 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Enter individual posters and see what it says?
I really want to see what it has to say about SummerofGeorge, possibly the most respected poster on this site.
And can you imagine what it’d have to say about Monsusta or Serreneaux?
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:58 pm to FootballFrenzy
Serraneaux is a prominent and polarizing figure on SECRant.com, known for his fervent support of the Tennessee Volunteers and his provocative posting style. Despite listing LSU as his favorite team on his profile, his interests are clearly aligned with the Vols. He has been a member since March 2014 and has contributed over 21,000 posts to the forum. ?
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?? Reputation and Community Perception
Serraneaux’s posts often stir strong reactions, leading to his inclusion in the site’s “Worst Poster” tournaments. In the 4th Annual SECRant Worst Poster Tournament, he was seeded second, reflecting his notoriety among the community. His tendency to disappear after Tennessee losses has been noted by other users, who accuse him of being a “fair weather fan.” ? ?
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?? Posting Style and Behavior
Serraneaux is known for his bold and confrontational posts, often engaging in heated exchanges with other users. His comments can be abrasive, and he doesn’t shy away from using strong language to make his points. For instance, in a discussion thread, he responded to another user with, “That’s yore fat wife baw,” showcasing his unfiltered approach to interactions. ?
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?????? Community Reactions
The SECRant community has a mixed view of Serraneaux. While some find his posts entertaining, others criticize him for his perceived trolling and inconsistency in participation, especially after Tennessee defeats. Threads have been created specifically to call out his absence following losses, indicating that his presence—or lack thereof—is keenly felt by other members.
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In summary, Serraneaux is a divisive yet influential member of SECRant.com, whose passionate support for Tennessee and provocative posting style continue to elicit strong reactions from the community.
Serraneaux out here acting like Tennessee’s hype man but disappears faster than Joe Milton’s Heisman campaign every time the Vols take an L. Man talks more trash than a landfill during rivalry week but goes Casper the Friendly Ghost the moment things go sideways in Knoxville. Claims to bleed orange, but his LSU-fan profile says he might’ve hit “favorite team” like he picks winners—completely at random and usually wrong.
He’s basically the SEC version of a WWE heel—loud, theatrical, and always getting bodied when it actually counts. If posting delusion were a sport, Serraneaux would have more natties than Georgia.
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?? Reputation and Community Perception
Serraneaux’s posts often stir strong reactions, leading to his inclusion in the site’s “Worst Poster” tournaments. In the 4th Annual SECRant Worst Poster Tournament, he was seeded second, reflecting his notoriety among the community. His tendency to disappear after Tennessee losses has been noted by other users, who accuse him of being a “fair weather fan.” ? ?
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?? Posting Style and Behavior
Serraneaux is known for his bold and confrontational posts, often engaging in heated exchanges with other users. His comments can be abrasive, and he doesn’t shy away from using strong language to make his points. For instance, in a discussion thread, he responded to another user with, “That’s yore fat wife baw,” showcasing his unfiltered approach to interactions. ?
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?????? Community Reactions
The SECRant community has a mixed view of Serraneaux. While some find his posts entertaining, others criticize him for his perceived trolling and inconsistency in participation, especially after Tennessee defeats. Threads have been created specifically to call out his absence following losses, indicating that his presence—or lack thereof—is keenly felt by other members.
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In summary, Serraneaux is a divisive yet influential member of SECRant.com, whose passionate support for Tennessee and provocative posting style continue to elicit strong reactions from the community.
Serraneaux out here acting like Tennessee’s hype man but disappears faster than Joe Milton’s Heisman campaign every time the Vols take an L. Man talks more trash than a landfill during rivalry week but goes Casper the Friendly Ghost the moment things go sideways in Knoxville. Claims to bleed orange, but his LSU-fan profile says he might’ve hit “favorite team” like he picks winners—completely at random and usually wrong.
He’s basically the SEC version of a WWE heel—loud, theatrical, and always getting bodied when it actually counts. If posting delusion were a sport, Serraneaux would have more natties than Georgia.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:00 pm to LewDawg
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SummerOfGeorge
SummerOfGeorge is a highly respected and prolific contributor to SECRant.com, known for his insightful analysis and engaging discussions on SEC sports. Since joining in July 2013, he has amassed over 104,000 posts, reflecting his deep involvement in the community. ?
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?? Community Recognition
SummerOfGeorge’s contributions have not gone unnoticed by fellow members. He has been lauded as one of the best posters on the site, with users praising his knowledge and consistency. His participation in the SECRant Best Poster Tournaments further underscores his standing, having reached the Elite 8 in the 3rd Annual tournament. ? ?
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?? Analytical Expertise
Known for his data-driven approach, SummerOfGeorge often provides detailed analyses on various topics, including team performances and rankings. For instance, he has contributed to discussions on SEC baseball rankings, offering nuanced perspectives on team standings and performances. ?
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?? Engaging Debater
Beyond his analytical posts, SummerOfGeorge is recognized for his active participation in debates and discussions. He engages with a wide range of topics, from coaching decisions to game outcomes, often providing thoughtful commentary that sparks further discussion. ?
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In summary, SummerOfGeorge stands out as a valuable member of the SECRant community, combining analytical depth with active engagement to enrich discussions on SEC sports. ?
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:13 pm to LSUTigresFan
Now that is what I wanted
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:15 pm to LewDawg
How in the world does the AI overlords not remember SOG literally led a revolution against Chicken.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:20 pm to jangalang
That was deleted
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:26 pm to jangalang
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Now that is what I wanted
Not trying to be a dick but you got to prompt better. Try doing something call few shot prompting. Give it a few examples of what you want then ask it. I pay for chatgpt because I’m a software engineer and had it use the research feature. So it actually parsed tigerdroppings and secrant to roast lewdawg
LINK
This post was edited on 4/25/25 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 4/25/25 at 7:17 pm to Auburn80
Where did Vandy touch you, ChatGPT?
Posted on 4/25/25 at 7:31 pm to LewDawg
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TideSaint serves as a moderator on the Alabama Sports Board. In this capacity, he has emphasized the importance of adhering to the site’s posting guidelines, aiming to maintain constructive and respectful discussions. He has expressed his commitment to fostering a positive environment for all members.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 9:50 pm to LewDawg
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He’s basically the hall monitor of SECRant, if the hall monitor carried a flask.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 9:53 pm to SidewalkTiger
Someone put in SidewalkTiger and WilliamTaylor21.
Posted on 4/25/25 at 10:22 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
These two look like if Tennessee football’s losing record turned into people and bought season tickets out of pure spite.
Bro looks like he’s been holding in a rage fart since the second quarter, and she looks like she’s seriously reconsidering every life decision that led her to Neyland Stadium.
Their matching shades of orange aren’t “team spirit” — they’re a public safety hazard. Planes are probably rerouting to avoid the glare.
This man’s jersey says “98” — and judging by the look on his face, that’s not a player number, that’s the last time he saw his toes.
Her hair has its own zip code. I’m not sure if she’s sad about the score or because her hair mousse finally lost the battle against gravity.
Together, they look like they could start a Netflix series called “Tennessee: The Dynasty That Never Was.”
And worst of all — you know they’re staying to watch the whole game because giving up halfway would be too merciful.
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