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re: Can Dildo Joe Skin a Buck?

Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:38 pm to
Posted by BradleyDawg
Member since Dec 2019
231 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

So what about sickem's response to my post warranted his two attacks on me?


Abbott: Well Costello, I'm going to New York with you. You know Bucky Harris, the Yankee's manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you're on the team.

Costello: Look Abbott, if you're the coach, you must know all the players.

Abbott: I certainly do.

Costello: Well you know I've never met the guys. So you'll have to tell me their names, and then I'll know who's playing on the team.

Abbott: Oh, I'll tell you their names, but you know it seems to me they give these ball players now-a-days very peculiar names.

Costello: You mean funny names?

Abbott: Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean...

Costello: His brother Daffy.

Abbott: Daffy Dean...

Costello: And their French cousin.

Abbott: French?

Costello: Goofè.

Abbott: Goofè Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

Costello: That's what I want to find out.

Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

Costello: Are you the manager?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Well I should.

Costello: Well then who's on first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The first baseman.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy playing...

Abbott: Who is on first!

Costello: I'm asking YOU who's on first.

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's who's name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Abbott: That's it.

Costello: That's who?

Abbott: Yes.
Posted by Johnny Ringo
Member since Nov 2013
701 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

So now Sickem is the good guy here?

You both might be outstanding guys. Who knows? What we do know is you will both be losers come Sunday
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35928 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:39 pm to
Jack Fromm looks like a fruit.
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22422 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:41 pm to
Big Dick Joe is an assassin and would whoop jakes arse and bend his girl over the stern and take what he wants
Posted by AirbusDawg
Milton, Ga
Member since Jan 2018
2304 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:46 pm to
Who's the slut?


Someone's daughter, you a-hole!
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64467 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

Who’s the slut?

we talking about Fromm's mother and her bolt-ons?
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22422 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:52 pm to
quote:

Someone's daughter, you a-hole!


Grow some hair on your balls baw! I am sure Joes parents like their son being called a dildo dumbass
Posted by Tigershine
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2015
1105 posts
Posted on 12/5/19 at 11:53 pm to
Nm
This post was edited on 12/5/19 at 11:56 pm
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 12:00 am to
quote:

I'm guessing nobody in your real life likes you.


I feel like I’m watching two adolescents argue, such a sad bunch. “Nobody likes you”. just wow.
Posted by cctiger89
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2018
1187 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:15 am to
His fanbase can post better than your QBs fanbase.
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22422 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:18 am to
Posted by Stunna Tide
Member since Sep 2019
811 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:30 am to
quote:

I feel like I’m watching two adolescents argue, such a sad bunch. “Nobody likes you”. just wow.


I wave like a girl
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 2:34 am
Posted by Rip N Lip
What does my VPN say?
Member since Jul 2019
5227 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 2:43 am to
Bitch dawg, please. It's "Joey Blowhole". Carry on.
Posted by buckfammer
Auburn, AL
Member since Dec 2019
1390 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:27 am to
quote:

Jake is a southern boy, knows how to fish.


But clearly not how to bench press.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8633 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:37 am to
His family is ultimately from mississippi, so...
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
12916 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:46 am to
Looks like when Fromm’s been fishing and chillin on the beach, while Burrow has been working on football.
This post was edited on 12/6/19 at 5:52 am
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
10250 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 5:50 am to
quote:

Who’s the slut?


I thinks that’s J. Fromm
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32624 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:01 am to
quote:

I wave like a girl

He plays like a man too. And not one made of glass that gets hurt every other game
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
24951 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:34 am to
What the frick does any of this fishing shite have to do with FOOTBALL?
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
12932 posts
Posted on 12/6/19 at 6:46 am to
I still like AJ's mom.
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