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Butch Jones in Altercation while in Cali.
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:19 pm
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Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:20 pm to BillyBoy22
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:21 pm to BillyBoy22
Sounds like the Onion
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:23 pm to BillyBoy22
Santa Monica, CA- Butch Jones was on a family camping trip near the Santa Monica Mountains recently, when a 190lb Mountain Lion charged into the campsite, on the verge of attacking a family members thirteen year old Golden Retriever named Clarence.
The former Tennessee Volunteers head coach raced to the edge of the camp site where the incident was taking place. Jones tackled the Mountain Lion and fought with the animal for over thirty two minutes while on-lookers watched in horror until Park Rangers arrived.
The Lion was shot with a tranquilizer gun and taken to a detention facility for observation. Upon a medical examination the lion was determined to be missing a canine tooth, had a contusion to it’s left ear and exhibited puffiness to it’s right eye from the altercation.
Jones had scratches to both arms, ripped pants and lost a shoe in the incident. Witnesses say Jones delivered a barrage of punches and Karate type kicks to the lion’s face and ears. He refused medical treatment at the scene.
The dog was un-harmed in the attempted attack.
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:23 pm to ThaiTiger24
It is. It’s a satire website
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:24 pm to BillyBoy22
Is that real? Champion of Camping!
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:24 pm to BillyBoy22
I thought this was gonna be real. You suck lol
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:24 pm to PearlJam
he was no longer winning at life? 
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
This shite is hilarious. The Coach O one singing to Burrow at Fiesta Bowl is classic. 
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:41 pm to BillyBoy22
Butch went one on one for 32 minutes straight with a 190# Mountain Lion. Damn, just damn.
Saban has taught him well.
Saban has taught him well.
Posted on 3/29/19 at 10:43 pm to Herman Frisco
quote:Butch has become a beast under Nick!
Butch went one on one for 32 minutes straight with a 190# Mountain Lion. Damn, just damn.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 10:30 am to BillyBoy22
Happy to hear the Golden Retriever "Clarance" was unharmed. Great work by our Butch.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 10:33 am to BillyBoy22
Butch "Mountain Lion" Jones .
For real, I'd do the same for my dogs.
For real, I'd do the same for my dogs.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 10:35 am to Herman Frisco
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Mountain Lion. Damn, just damn.
Saban knocks out grizzly bears.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 10:47 am to BillyBoy22
GULLIBILITY LEVEL:
Believed until-
middle of 2nd paragraph......average
end of 3rd paragraph.........really dense
end of story.................shouldn't be left alone
If you are female and fit into the 3rd category, please contact me...I'd like to talk to you.
Believed until-
middle of 2nd paragraph......average
end of 3rd paragraph.........really dense
end of story.................shouldn't be left alone
If you are female and fit into the 3rd category, please contact me...I'd like to talk to you.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 11:25 am to BillyBoy22
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:24 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
He was used to beating Kentucky.
Posted on 3/30/19 at 12:25 pm to Hogwall Jackson
quote:
It is. It’s a satire website
Someone please tell me that Butch actually does have a dog named Clarence.
This post was edited on 3/30/19 at 12:25 pm
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