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re: Bryan Harsin is a god-tier troll

Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:31 pm to
Posted by Auburntiger
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Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:31 pm to
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Harsin, Jimbo, Coach O, Matt Luke and Dan Mullen should all go in together and buy a ranch. They all got plenty of money and plenty of time on their hands.


I'm sure if they did that Harsin wouldn't " pull his weight" and the other coaches would be pissed off with him all the time...

Also- Matt Luke is the offensive line coach at Clemson currently
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:36 pm to
Bryan Harsin is just out there living his best life.

Bryan Harsin Thriving Away From Auburn

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IT'S BEEN NEARLY seven months since Bryan Harsin walked out of his football office at Auburn for the last time. He did so with a $15.3 million parting gift -- the kind of pricey buyout Auburn has become known for when it comes to fired football coaches -- and a promise to himself and his family that his sights would remain straight ahead and not in the rearview mirror.


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”There were things we didn't like. There were things that were disappointing, on and off the field. There were things that I wish I would have done better, and there were things where we got a chance to see some of the worst in people. "At the same time, here we are. We're thriving."


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Following the departures, a university-directed investigation into Harsin and his relationships with players and staff members left him in limbo for eight days. He was retained, but during that time, social media message boards were filled with ugly rumors about Harsin and his family and their personal lives. "Everything we were going through -- these players, this program, the attacks on my character and my family -- was bulls---," Harsin told ESPN in the wake of the investigation.


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New Auburn coach Hugh Freeze is the school's third head coach in four seasons. Auburn has fired its past five coaches and paid a total of $44.2 million in buyout money to the past three.



Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:38 pm to
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Also- Matt Luke is the offensive line coach at Clemson currently


Well hell, they will need someone else to man the grill. Sam Pittman will be perfect. They will just need to wait a year.
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:38 pm to
Nice article from 557 days ago...

If you find anything more recent please be sure to share it with us TIA
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
14186 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:39 pm to
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Sam Pittman will be perfect


I think Pittman will be in charge of keeping the cooler stocked with ol" cold beer!
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:40 pm to
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If you find anything more recent please be sure to share it with us TIA


Surprised you missed this. But here ya go Chex.

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Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
14186 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:42 pm to
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Surprised you missed this


Touche

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But here ya go Chex.


Damn...that's cold
This post was edited on 12/2/24 at 5:42 pm
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
15257 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:47 pm to
Harsin using the barn money to help our NIL.

Posted by MillerLiteTime
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2018
3265 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:52 pm to
Auburn (the university, boosters, alumni, and fans) did openly, collectively, and unapologetically try to destroy the man’s family and marriage in an extortion attempt to convince him to resign rather than pay him what he was contractually owed. Who can blame him for hating their guts and wishing nothing but the worst while cashing their checks? Good for him, and I’m glad he had the guts to tell that serially dysfunctional “family” to stick their “inquiry” up their asses.

It has to be even sweeter for him knowing that they tried and failed to fire him under a morality clause and then hired someone who actually was fired under a morality clause as his replacement, who has a worse record in the same number of games.
This post was edited on 12/2/24 at 5:57 pm
Posted by TripleBarrelBluff1
Sin City
Member since Aug 2024
2430 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 6:11 pm to
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Nice article from 557 days ago...


Remember that the next time one of your fellow booger eaters wants to drag up "staring down the barrel of a gun."
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 12/2/24 at 6:12 pm to
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
12792 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 6:13 pm to
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That dude certainly does not care for Auburn
Harsin should not show his face any where near Auburn for a very long time. After what that fool did to the program, ........Kiffin is more loved in Knoxville.
Posted by TripleBarrelBluff1
Sin City
Member since Aug 2024
2430 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 6:34 pm to
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Harsin should not show his face any where near Auburn for a very long time


Why the hell would he want to? Why would anyone want to?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 7:18 pm to
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Nice article from 557 days ago...


How many more days do you think Auburn fans will blame Harsin for Auburn’s woes?

If 557 is the over/under, I am taking the over.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
120569 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 7:34 pm to
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Auburn (the university, boosters, alumni, and fans) did openly, collectively, and unapologetically try to destroy the man’s family and marriage in an extortion attempt to convince him to resign rather than pay him what he was contractually owed.


Always worth a reminder.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
21022 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 7:37 pm to
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Lost At Nashville and Knoxville.


It got extended to LANNK...

Lost at Norman, Nashville, and Knoxville
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 7:49 pm to
Does anyone find Auburn’s hypocrisy in all of this intoxicating?

They fired Cadillac Williams for sleeping around.

They fired Harsin and tried to concoct a narrative that Harsin was sleeping around so they wouldn’t owe him his buyout.

And who did they hire as their next coach? Well that is the punch line.

Karma is a real bitch and she is pissed at Auburn.

I do believe that John Cohen is going to be the gift that keeps giving.
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
6107 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 8:11 pm to
Yes. And Gus too
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
12792 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 8:16 pm to
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Why the hell would he want to? Why would anyone want to?
Just one of the best places in Alabama to live, by any metric.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15525 posts
Posted on 12/2/24 at 8:40 pm to
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by any metric.


What about winning college football games? How is Auburn doing at that metric?
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