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re: Brian, The Teabagger, Has Turned Himself In...Balls and All

Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:32 am to
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18151 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:32 am to
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We're only smug cause we all work at Dick's & Academy, not Hibbetts.

I thought we were boycotting the Academy in Auburn because the store manager was a big bammer.... Updyke just paid him a visit and bought 5 Tshirts...
Posted by TemplarTheSaint
The Vatican
Member since Oct 2011
704 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:33 am to
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We're only smug cause we all work at Dick's & Academy


HE should fit right in at DICK"S Sporting Goods - He has the BALLS for it -
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52682 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:34 am to
quote:


ETA: Although this story would be 100x funnier if he worked at Dick's




Yes, it would.
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:34 am to
Yep pretty much
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51819 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:35 am to
Brian Downing's life is about to get ugggglay!
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4950 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Funky Tide 8


Hopefully I'll be back by the 1st of Feb. Hold the rope.


Sorry to hijack.
Posted by Bama54
Neverland
Member since Nov 2011
5021 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:35 am to
B/c you are a barner pure and simple.
Has a barner ever teabagged someone in Krystal on Bourbon St? I don't know and neither do you.

This is an example of how too much alcohol can ruin your life. I wouldn't be too keen on employeeing the drunk victim either.
Both these guys lives are screwed.
Drinking yourself unconscious or to the point you do really stupid things is not cool.
Sorry, I do not agree these actions are ok in any circumstance.
Posted by Tigerbait337
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2008
20535 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:36 am to
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I hope they make a 30/30 about it.


What if I told you, winning your "14th" national championship, would be a night to forget
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Brian Downing


Roll damn tide!
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105403 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:37 am to
The processing at Bama never ends.
Posted by DvlsAdvocat
Your Mom's House, AL
Member since Jul 2007
24491 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:37 am to
Looks like the guy to me...

He's so fricked...

He's got two options here, IMHO:

1) Max out the credit cards on a lawyer and a PR dude to do a mea culpa.

OR

2) Go full Updyke, call Finebaum, and say "Hellz yeah I did it, and I'd do it agaaaaain! He was a damn dirty LSU fan, and he deserved to diiiie"...
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52682 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:38 am to
quote:


Hopefully I'll be back by the 1st of Feb. Hold the rope.


Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:38 am to
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B/c you are a barner pure and simple.


What does that have to do with anything?

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Has a barner ever teabagged someone in Krystal on Bourbon St? I don't know and neither do you.



I do know, and the answer is no. I have sources.


quote:

This is an example of how too much alcohol can ruin your life. I wouldn't be too keen on employeeing the drunk victim either.



I'd hire both of them to be actors. That video has some of the best acting in it I've ever seen.

quote:

Both these guys lives are screwed.


How do you know that? I'd think the victim's life wouldn't be nearly as screwed as the bagger's life is.

quote:

Drinking yourself unconscious or to the point you do really stupid things is not cool.


You were never in a Frat were you.

quote:

Sorry, I do not agree these actions are ok in any circumstance.



Nor do I.

But they can be funny.
Posted by Tigerbait337
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2008
20535 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:38 am to
quote:

This is an example of how too much alcohol can ruin your life. I wouldn't be too keen on employeeing the drunk victim either.
Both these guys lives are screwed.
Drinking yourself unconscious or to the point you do really stupid things is not cool.
Sorry, I do not agree these actions are ok in any circumstance.


People do stupid shite when they're drunk, but let's not label it jackyl/Hyde. The dude was obviously a douche, and the second the camera started running he wanted to whip his shite out
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4950 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:38 am to
quote:

What if I told you, winning your "14th" national championship, would be a night to forget


"What if I told you that sometimes Crystal Balls aren't Krystal Balls."
Posted by WillyLoman
On Island Time
Member since Dec 2007
1719 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:38 am to
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Gonna be a hero, just like Harvey.


Is he scheduled to be on Finebaum radio yet???
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:39 am to
quote:

"What if I told you that sometimes Crystal Balls aren't Krystal Balls."


Posted by TemplarTheSaint
The Vatican
Member since Oct 2011
704 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:40 am to
quote:

"What if I told you that sometimes Crystal Balls aren't Krystal Balls."



Well Played my friend - Well Played
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105403 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:40 am to
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2) Go full Updyke, call Finebaum, and say "Hellz yeah I did it, and I'd do it agaaaaain! He was a damn dirty LSU fan, and he deserved to diiiie"...


Don't forget to add

"Rollllllll Damnnnnn Tiddddde"
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38012 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 10:40 am to
I wonder if his lovely bride was in NOLA with him watching and laughing while he took care of bidness with his junk?
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