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re: Brian, The Teabagger, Has Turned Himself In...Balls and All

Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:30 pm to
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:30 pm to
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Well, you're a girl, no need to worry about passing out around male Ala. fans. They only feel compelled to put their balls on passed-out MEN.


Women have to worry about hanging out with LSU fans.
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:30 pm to
this thread continues to deliver
Posted by cyde
He gone
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

I just hope I never get Stealh bombed with a tea bag.

I prefer to keep all my tea bags in the pantry until which time the water finishes boiling and I put them on to... steep... ok. Yeah.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:31 pm to
whats wrong harvey? you dont like that im better than that whole family?
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Pass out at the Auburn one instead


Ever drink with a girl from over there? Damn, it's like they have a third kidney or something.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:32 pm to
bill is lucky red didn't go brian on him after the first game
Posted by Rickdaddy4188
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

So nice all the boogers get so excited over an idiot ruining his life and that of his family.

You have to be kidding. This douche pulled his balls out and rubbed them on another male human and your problem is with the Auburn people. Color me shocked.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Bama54

Go away.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
13445 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:32 pm to
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One is the son of a Mobile newscaster
Several of the reports list him as son of the station's "sports director" which is typically the top sportscaster for the station. Someone just quickly reading "Alabama tv station sports director" could easily, and accidently, repeat that as Alabama sports information director. No need to call anyone an idiot.
Posted by Joe Blow
Member since Nov 2007
2639 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

Wait, people think the bystanders should be punished?!
UA sure does.
quote:

For what?
You worried?
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19128 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:32 pm to
Since some people are too stupid to reason, the rule needs to be in writing:

While away from home, in spite of your exuberance, sporting any part of one's credentials or placing any part of said credentials on another person, in any manner, is NOT a good idea.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Member since Oct 2009
33357 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:33 pm to
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You have to be kidding. This douche pulled his balls out and rubbed them on another male human and your problem is with the Auburn people. Color me shocked.


Aubsessed.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52614 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Wait, people think the bystanders should be punished?!


For what?


They're not saying they should be punished. The talking points of some was that the congregating of a bunch of the Bama fans was indicative of the fanbase. My point was that a good portion of those same fans hooting and hollering are probably very productive members of society that would never act like that on a normal day or by themselves...just that sometimes mob mentality takes over and people do dumb stuff.

Now the guy who thought it was a good idea to wipe his balls on another man's forehead is a different story and lost cause in my book.
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:33 pm to
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Thracken

First, email me your WWF username.

Second, you need a hot chick to confirm the delivery
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:34 pm to
Where've you been
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:34 pm to


When we were in Tuscaloosa this year, there was an old (by old, I mean probably 60) lady passed out in a chair outside one of the bars at 4am. No one messed with her. I'm sure people would think twice before doing that to a woman though.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

EBR District Attorney said they are going to catch him and assist with the prosectuion.


What does the BR DA have to do with this? Did I miss something?
Posted by AUnite
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Member since Nov 2010
14828 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

You have to be kidding. This douche pulled his balls out and rubbed them on another male human and your problem is with the Auburn people. Color me shocked.

Welcome to our world.
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6910 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:34 pm to
I don't have time to wade through all 17 pages, but I looked at the pictures in the OP's link. I noticed that in both pictures the alleged teabagger was wearing his watch on his RIGHT arm. That is very uncommon and usually only done by left handed people. It leads me to believe it is the same guy.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33357 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 12:34 pm to
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When we were in Tuscaloosa this year, there was an old (by old, I mean probably 60) lady passed out in a chair outside one of the bars at 4am. No one messed with her. I'm sure people would think twice before doing that to a woman though.


Obviously Brian wasn't there.
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