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BREAKING: THE SEC HAS FINALLY DECIDED LSU’S FATE…

Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:10 am
Posted by DatGuy6967
Riding shotgun with Tiger Woods
Member since Aug 2026
37 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:10 am
…apparently nobody knows what LSU’s fate is. ??

After DAYS of breathless headlines about LSU being kicked out of the SEC, lawsuits, emergency meetings, “lack of institutional control,” Lane Kiffin supposedly destroying the conference, and people acting like the Tigers were about to be escorted out of the building…

THE SEC MET YESTERDAY.

And then…

??????

NOTHING.

No expulsion.

No suspension.

No massive fine.

No Lane Kiffin ban.

No LSU kicked out.

No dramatic punishment.

Just:

“We’ll keep talking.”

THAT’S IT. ??????

So let me get this straight:

The SEC was apparently ready to THROW LSU OUT OF THE CONFERENCE…

LSU was supposedly facing an unprecedented nuclear punishment…

The lawyers were involved…

The politicians were involved…

The internet was melting down…

And after the big meeting?

“We’re going to continue discussions.”

LMAOOOO.

Meanwhile LSU went 51-10 on Clemson, climbed into the Top 10, filled its roster, and is apparently still sitting comfortably in the SEC while everybody waits for the next press release.

At this point, the SEC didn’t punish LSU.

They just gave LSU free publicity for an entire week.

And the funniest part?

LSU fans got to watch everyone predict the end of the program while LSU kept playing football.

All that drama.

All those threats.

All those “LSU IS GETTING KICKED OUT!!!” headlines.

And the grand finale was basically:

SEC: “We’ll circle back.”

??????

Somebody check on the people who spent the last week explaining why LSU was about to be homeless.
Posted by XbengalTiger
New Bama Standard...4 Losses.
Member since Oct 2003
5711 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:13 am to
Somebody better put finebaum on suicide watch.
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:13 am to
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
16421 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:18 am to
Looks like the SEC was bluffing and it worked because Kiffin caved.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
7843 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:20 am to
quote:

Looks like the SEC was bluffing and it worked because Kiffin caved

Never run out of gas for that light my baw
Posted by Walnut
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2014
4036 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:22 am to
quote:

Looks like the SEC was bluffing and it worked because Kiffin caved.


FULL TIMELINE OF EVENTS

SEC: Made a rule.
Lane Kiffin: We will follow all rules.
SEC: Did I just hear you say you will ignore the rule??? Death penalty and lawsuits!!!
Lane Kiffin: Ok I just complied with the rule
SEC: I’m seriously gonna kick you out
LSU: This is moot

And here we are. Definitely caved, I mean it’s so clear
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
16421 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:24 am to
quote:

FULL TIMELINE OF EVENTS



Kiffin: We are playing pro players

SEC: No you're not

Kiffin: We are playing pro players

SEC: We are going to boot LSU out of the conference

Kiffin: We are not putting pro players on the roster. It was all a joke.
Posted by YStar
Member since Mar 2013
20220 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:26 am to
LSU have been spared the rod because they bent the knee.

Why aren't you guys rejoicing after such mercy was shown?
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
110831 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:30 am to
It was a little bit more like this.....

quote:

Kiffin: We are playing pro players on a TRO which the SEC already set a precedent that it would allow players on a TRO to play

SEC: No you're not playing those players. We are now drawing an arbitrary line after the fact to make sure you won't play those specific players but we are going to let the rest of the conference do it.

Kiffin: We are playing pro players if the courts/SEC allow it

SEC: We are going to boot LSU out of the conference but we are going to continue to let all of the other schools do this

Kiffin: Sounds good. As we stated multiple times, we will comply with the SEC ruling.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9433 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:44 am to
So, now LSU has the sanctimonious moral high ground ?


Poor innocent LSU, the SEC was being mean to them for no reason !



Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
5763 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:46 am to
Missouri fans getting involved in this


Most of us here have to remind ourselves you are In the sec
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
15925 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:48 am to
quote:

SEC: Made a rule.
Lane Kiffin: We will follow all rules.
SEC: Did I just hear you say you will ignore the rule??? Death penalty and lawsuits!!!
Lane Kiffin: Ok I just complied with the rule
SEC: I’m seriously gonna kick you out
LSU: This is moot


Close

LSU: We're signing some NFL players it's legal now, haha

SEC: actually that's not what we want

SEC (including LSU): creates new rule

LSU: We were always going to follow the rule. But also we're leaving the two spots open because when we get the chance we're putting those guys on it

SEC: no

LSU: ok :(
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9433 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:56 am to
quote:

Most of us here have to remind ourselves you are In the sec



Remind yourself that LSU does not currently have a winning record vs Mizzou.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35595 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:56 am to
What did you type into Ai to get that response?
Posted by Lizardman2
Member since Jan 2024
2965 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:06 am to
quote:

36 posts


Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
39670 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:10 am to
Newbies shouldn't start threads where the title is the opposite of what the body of the thread indicates. It's click bait and it's frowned upon.
Posted by Logician
Grinning Colonizer
Member since Jul 2013
4979 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:10 am to
quote:

SEC: We are going to boot LSU out of the conference

Kiffin: We are not putting pro players on the roster. It was all a joke.
you guys struggle mightily with the timeline

i love a good troll, but you're terrible at it
Posted by Logician
Grinning Colonizer
Member since Jul 2013
4979 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:16 am to
quote:

LSU: We were always going to follow the rule. But also we're leaving the two spots open because when we get the chance we're putting those guys on it
close

LSU: We were always going to follow the rule. But also we're leaving the two spots open because the SEC just got their dicks pushed in with the players' lawsuit, deeming them legally eligible to play.

SEC: Ouch, my dick hurts.
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
15925 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:18 am to
quote:

close

LSU: We were always going to follow the rule. But also we're leaving the two spots open because the SEC just got their dicks pushed in with the players' lawsuit, deeming them legally eligible to play.

SEC: Ouch, my dick hurts.


If this is how the went then y'all would have left the spots open.

But you didn't.
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
1091 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Didndonuffins


I think we found why Elko is so FAT
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