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BREAKING: THE SEC HAS FINALLY DECIDED LSU’S FATE…
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:10 am
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:10 am
…apparently nobody knows what LSU’s fate is. ??
After DAYS of breathless headlines about LSU being kicked out of the SEC, lawsuits, emergency meetings, “lack of institutional control,” Lane Kiffin supposedly destroying the conference, and people acting like the Tigers were about to be escorted out of the building…
THE SEC MET YESTERDAY.
And then…
??????
NOTHING.
No expulsion.
No suspension.
No massive fine.
No Lane Kiffin ban.
No LSU kicked out.
No dramatic punishment.
Just:
“We’ll keep talking.”
THAT’S IT. ??????
So let me get this straight:
The SEC was apparently ready to THROW LSU OUT OF THE CONFERENCE…
LSU was supposedly facing an unprecedented nuclear punishment…
The lawyers were involved…
The politicians were involved…
The internet was melting down…
And after the big meeting?
“We’re going to continue discussions.”
LMAOOOO.
Meanwhile LSU went 51-10 on Clemson, climbed into the Top 10, filled its roster, and is apparently still sitting comfortably in the SEC while everybody waits for the next press release.
At this point, the SEC didn’t punish LSU.
They just gave LSU free publicity for an entire week.
And the funniest part?
LSU fans got to watch everyone predict the end of the program while LSU kept playing football.
All that drama.
All those threats.
All those “LSU IS GETTING KICKED OUT!!!” headlines.
And the grand finale was basically:
SEC: “We’ll circle back.”
??????
Somebody check on the people who spent the last week explaining why LSU was about to be homeless.
After DAYS of breathless headlines about LSU being kicked out of the SEC, lawsuits, emergency meetings, “lack of institutional control,” Lane Kiffin supposedly destroying the conference, and people acting like the Tigers were about to be escorted out of the building…
THE SEC MET YESTERDAY.
And then…
??????
NOTHING.
No expulsion.
No suspension.
No massive fine.
No Lane Kiffin ban.
No LSU kicked out.
No dramatic punishment.
Just:
“We’ll keep talking.”
THAT’S IT. ??????
So let me get this straight:
The SEC was apparently ready to THROW LSU OUT OF THE CONFERENCE…
LSU was supposedly facing an unprecedented nuclear punishment…
The lawyers were involved…
The politicians were involved…
The internet was melting down…
And after the big meeting?
“We’re going to continue discussions.”
LMAOOOO.
Meanwhile LSU went 51-10 on Clemson, climbed into the Top 10, filled its roster, and is apparently still sitting comfortably in the SEC while everybody waits for the next press release.
At this point, the SEC didn’t punish LSU.
They just gave LSU free publicity for an entire week.
And the funniest part?
LSU fans got to watch everyone predict the end of the program while LSU kept playing football.
All that drama.
All those threats.
All those “LSU IS GETTING KICKED OUT!!!” headlines.
And the grand finale was basically:
SEC: “We’ll circle back.”
??????
Somebody check on the people who spent the last week explaining why LSU was about to be homeless.
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:13 am to DatGuy6967
Somebody better put finebaum on suicide watch.
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:18 am to DatGuy6967
Looks like the SEC was bluffing and it worked because Kiffin caved.
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:20 am to SOSFAN
quote:
Looks like the SEC was bluffing and it worked because Kiffin caved
Never run out of gas for that light my baw
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:22 am to SOSFAN
quote:
Looks like the SEC was bluffing and it worked because Kiffin caved.
FULL TIMELINE OF EVENTS
SEC: Made a rule.
Lane Kiffin: We will follow all rules.
SEC: Did I just hear you say you will ignore the rule??? Death penalty and lawsuits!!!
Lane Kiffin: Ok I just complied with the rule
SEC: I’m seriously gonna kick you out
LSU: This is moot
And here we are. Definitely caved, I mean it’s so clear
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:24 am to Walnut
quote:
FULL TIMELINE OF EVENTS
Kiffin: We are playing pro players
SEC: No you're not
Kiffin: We are playing pro players
SEC: We are going to boot LSU out of the conference
Kiffin: We are not putting pro players on the roster. It was all a joke.
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:26 am to DatGuy6967
LSU have been spared the rod because they bent the knee.
Why aren't you guys rejoicing after such mercy was shown?
Why aren't you guys rejoicing after such mercy was shown?
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:30 am to SOSFAN
It was a little bit more like this.....
quote:
Kiffin: We are playing pro players on a TRO which the SEC already set a precedent that it would allow players on a TRO to play
SEC: No you're not playing those players. We are now drawing an arbitrary line after the fact to make sure you won't play those specific players but we are going to let the rest of the conference do it.
Kiffin: We are playing pro players if the courts/SEC allow it
SEC: We are going to boot LSU out of the conference but we are going to continue to let all of the other schools do this
Kiffin: Sounds good. As we stated multiple times, we will comply with the SEC ruling.
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:44 am to SOSFAN
So, now LSU has the sanctimonious moral high ground ?
Poor innocent LSU, the SEC was being mean to them for no reason !

Poor innocent LSU, the SEC was being mean to them for no reason !
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:46 am to Trumansfangs
Missouri fans getting involved in this
Most of us here have to remind ourselves you are In the sec
Most of us here have to remind ourselves you are In the sec
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:48 am to Walnut
quote:
SEC: Made a rule.
Lane Kiffin: We will follow all rules.
SEC: Did I just hear you say you will ignore the rule??? Death penalty and lawsuits!!!
Lane Kiffin: Ok I just complied with the rule
SEC: I’m seriously gonna kick you out
LSU: This is moot
Close
LSU: We're signing some NFL players it's legal now, haha
SEC: actually that's not what we want
SEC (including LSU): creates new rule
LSU: We were always going to follow the rule. But also we're leaving the two spots open because when we get the chance we're putting those guys on it
SEC: no
LSU: ok :(
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:56 am to R11
quote:
Most of us here have to remind ourselves you are In the sec
Remind yourself that LSU does not currently have a winning record vs Mizzou.
Posted on 9/11/26 at 7:56 am to DatGuy6967
What did you type into Ai to get that response?
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:10 am to DatGuy6967
Newbies shouldn't start threads where the title is the opposite of what the body of the thread indicates. It's click bait and it's frowned upon.
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:10 am to SOSFAN
quote:you guys struggle mightily with the timeline
SEC: We are going to boot LSU out of the conference
Kiffin: We are not putting pro players on the roster. It was all a joke.
i love a good troll, but you're terrible at it
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:16 am to jonnyanony
quote:close
LSU: We were always going to follow the rule. But also we're leaving the two spots open because when we get the chance we're putting those guys on it
LSU: We were always going to follow the rule. But also we're leaving the two spots open because the SEC just got their dicks pushed in with the players' lawsuit, deeming them legally eligible to play.
SEC: Ouch, my dick hurts.
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:18 am to Logician
quote:
close
LSU: We were always going to follow the rule. But also we're leaving the two spots open because the SEC just got their dicks pushed in with the players' lawsuit, deeming them legally eligible to play.
SEC: Ouch, my dick hurts.
If this is how the went then y'all would have left the spots open.
But you didn't.
Posted on 9/11/26 at 8:21 am to Night Vision
quote:
Didndonuffins
I think we found why Elko is so FAT
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