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re: Birmingham just hands Texas a spot in their 1st CCG.

Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:06 am to
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if an embarrassing program OWNS you with big blow outs when you were almost always a HEAVY favorite - what does that make Texass?
a 7-loss team in the coach’s first year that y’all still rushed the field for after beating
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We went through arguably the most embarrassing 20 year period in our history… and came out 4-2 against you with BIG lopsided wins.
because you played us 1 out of every 5 of those years. I mean, I know you went to Arkansas and math is extremely hard for you, but that hardly paints the overall picture like you think it does.
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Just about every time your pumped up Little 12 arse rolled into a matchup highly ranked with an unranked SEC bottom feeder… just get get that arse embarrassed.
I know, right? I mean, they just got PUMMELED in Tuscaloosa this year! Oh wait… well I’m sure Arkansas has beaten saban plenty of times while he was Alabama, right? Oh wait…
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The best you have is look back at all these wins from yesteryear - yep - you got us kid. Sit on Grandpas lap and have him tell you all about it again
Actually Texas is playing in the college football playoff this year and will finish in the top 4. You know, a final ranking Arkansas will literally never achieve again in your lifetime?
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Get ready for more disappointment on Nov 16.
Why? Is Texas no longer playing a last place team that day? I thought Arkansas was scheduled then…
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:07 am to
Also, you completely pussed out of this question. Care to answer for me:
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As an Arkansas fan, would you rather have Texas’ pedigree and success in football over that time period with a 2-4 record vs the other head-to-head, or vice versa? I think we both know the answer…
Posted by DocHogliday
Tombstone, AR
Member since Mar 2023
259 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:25 am to
Reach for the brown paper bag. Deep breaths. In and out. In and out.

Reality is tough. You’ve been overrated. The good news is you’re starting to transition from denial to anger.

Here’s to moving to bargaining:
2000: LOSS
#14 Whorns vs #24 Pigs (6 - 27)

2003: LOSS
#6 Whorns vs NR Pigs (28 - 38)

2004: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (22-20… good job with a 2 pt squeak by #7 against an unranked team)

2008: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (52 - 10… see you can do it as a top ten team vs a powder puff. You get an M&M!)

2014: LOSS
NR Whorns vs NR Pigs in Texass Bowl (7 - 31… uh oh… what happened. This isn’t the one where we were taking mercy knees on the 1 to end the game was it? Bert. I mean really. Bert)

2021: LOSS
#15 Whorns vs NR Pigs (21 - 40… whew. Thank goodness for field goals to help keep it respectable. Wait? Was this one where you got your emotionally fragile Little 12 ruling with penalties if opposing fans show Whorns down? Oops. You came to a SEC stadium with no Little 12 protection… and we flashed that shyte on our jumbo tron over and over)

That’s a LOT of ranked Texass against very inferior not ranked Arkansaw over a pretty good sample span. Oh wait - we were ranked #24 that one year!

And you never even got the Darren McFadden experience.


This post was edited on 12/15/23 at 10:30 am
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5358 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:33 am to
why did Arkansas duck Texas in 2009?
Posted by DocHogliday
Tombstone, AR
Member since Mar 2023
259 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:38 am to
Answer:
To make sure you kept the record undefeated to get a shot at Alabama… to lose the natty. Better disappointment that way.

Couldn’t risk an ugly loss from another bad Arkansas team keeping you out of BCS.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5358 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:42 am to
No. It was because after you got beat 52-10 in 2008, you majorly pussied out instead of taking your asswhooping in 2009 like a man.

Arkansas is 4-2* since 2000 is because you have no pride in yourselves and showed your gaping vaginas by canceling the 2nd game of our home & home.

To play our little brother instead.
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:45 am to
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Reach for the brown paper bag. Deep breaths. In and out. In and out.

Reality is tough. You’ve been overrated. The good news is you’re starting to transition from denial to anger.

Here’s to moving to bargaining:
2000: LOSS
#14 Whorns vs #24 Pigs (6 - 27)

2003: LOSS
#6 Whorns vs NR Pigs (28 - 38)

2004: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (22-20… good job with a 2 pt squeak by #7 against an unranked team)

2008: WIN
#7 Whorns vs NR Pigs (52 - 10… see you can do it as a top ten team vs a powder puff. You get an M&M!)

2014: LOSS
NR Whorns vs NR Pigs in Texass Bowl (7 - 31… uh oh… what happened. This isn’t the one where we were taking mercy knees on the 1 to end the game was it? Bert. I mean really. Bert)

2021: LOSS
#15 Whorns vs NR Pigs (21 - 40… whew. Thank goodness for field goals to help keep it respectable. Wait? Was this one where you got your emotionally fragile Little 12 ruling with penalties if opposing fans show Whorns down? Oops. You came to a SEC stadium with no Little 12 protection… and we flashed that shyte on our jumbo tron over and over)

That’s a LOT of ranked Texass against very inferior not ranked Arkansaw over a pretty good sample span. Oh wait - we were ranked #24 that one year!

And you never even got the Darren McFadden experience.
Lol you typed all of that to glorify wins over 7-loss Texas teams only to still avoid my question? Holy frick that's pathetic Thanks for proving my point: we are indeed your super bowl
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Wait? Was this one where you got your emotionally fragile Little 12 ruling with penalties if opposing fans show Whorns down? Oops. You came to a SEC stadium with no Little 12 protection… and we flashed that shyte on our jumbo tron over and over
And we love it. There is not one single scintilla of evidence that anybody from Texas ever campaigned for that to be a rule, and most Texas fans love it. It basically shows us that you care more about hating us than you do rooting for your own team.

But thanks again for reminding us that beating Texas is such a big deal and rare occurrence that you have to rush the field when you beat their 7-loss teams
This post was edited on 12/15/23 at 10:47 am
Posted by DocHogliday
Tombstone, AR
Member since Mar 2023
259 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:53 am to
It is true. We ditched you for Aggie. First steps to help get them in the league away from Little 12 Titanic. Unfortunately they left the back door cracked and you Whorns found your way in.

It was great having a common opponent that year. You should see our score against them (47 - 19) vs your score against them (49 - 39). We went 8-5 with SEC schedule.

I guess we would have gone 13-0 too like you if in Little 12.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
11235 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:54 am to
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By definition, a "Gentlemen's Agreement" is an agreement between gentlemen.

To steal a line from Letterkenny “well to be fair…”

They were invited with the general understanding that Texas wouldn’t be.

I can understand completely why they wouldn’t want their ex in their new subdivision and y’all have a terrible track record of not playing well with… basically anyone.

But letting Texas go to the B10 would’ve been the wrong decision for them, the SEC and A&M ultimately because it would’ve created an alternate instability as a result of being on the wrong end of the ensuing TV deals.

So at the end of the day I understand A&M being salty, but it simply had to happen for the betterment of the league so time to see how it all works out.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5358 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 11:01 am to
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We went 8-5 with SEC schedule.


Those 8 wins included 4 over Missouri State (!), Eastern Michigan, Troy, and East Carolina.

You were 3-5 in conference.

Thank God for Aggy, right? You wouldn't have gone to a bowl had you not bitched out and played Texas.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57938 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 11:15 am to
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OU and Georgia back to back… I don’t give a shite if it’s a neutral site and home game. Hell, it doesn’t make a shite where the games are played.

I’ll take no heat for those two games in consecutive weeks.

That’s big boy football no matter who you are.
"Guys we have a tough schedule we swear! Look at this two week stretch!"

Yeah, letting y'all in was a great idea.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
1387 posts
Posted on 12/15/23 at 1:44 pm to
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It is true. We ditched you for Aggie.


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