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re: Big Jeff Stoutland...beast mode!

Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:04 pm to
Posted by Kingpin
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jan 2009
3565 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:04 pm to
I agree.
Posted by 19auburn49
Alabama
Member since Apr 2011
286 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

What's wrong with Stoutland?


delivered recruits to Shapiro and brought Cyrus to T-Town with him
Posted by Kingpin
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jan 2009
3565 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:05 pm to
One recruit. Singular.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72925 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:07 pm to
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and brought Cyrus to T-Town with him


Because Alabama hadn't been recruiting Cyrus for two years, and his brother wasn't already at Alabama.
Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22484 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:07 pm to
that's a whole lotta nothing.... accompanied on a visit.
Posted by Kingpin
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jan 2009
3565 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:08 pm to
I wouldn't say it's nothing. But I'm glad he is only attached to one single incident. Could be a lot worse.
This post was edited on 8/16/11 at 7:09 pm
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

that's a whole lotta nothing.... accompanied on a visit.



Agreed.
Posted by Bellabama
Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent
Member since Nov 2009
30878 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

What would be the fun in that? Gotta live up to my Auburn fan stereotype obligations.

...but seriously is it that time of the month?



I know LOTS of Auburn fans that are very smart. It makes the message board genre more interesting, and less mundane, when people aren't trying to live in the confines of their teams' stereotypes to be funny. You should just be yourself.

As for the other, I would hate to encourage any erotic fantasies you have that are centered upon the gurgle of the crimson queef in your masturbratory splendor. Assume always that it is not that time of the month for me.
This post was edited on 8/16/11 at 7:23 pm
Posted by Stanky Legg
Member since Sep 2010
4052 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

As for the other, I would hate to encourage any erotic fantasies you have that are centered upon the gurgle of the crimson queef in your masturbratory splendor.


I could've done without this sentence.
Posted by hubris
Member since Aug 2011
427 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

I would hate to encourage any erotic fantasies you have that are centered upon the gurgle of the crimson queef in your masturbratory splendor.


Unfortunately you achieved what you were trying to avoid...
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20712 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

As for the other, I would hate to encourage any erotic fantasies you have that are centered upon the gurgle of the crimson queef in your masturbratory splendor. Assume always that it is not that time of the month for me.


OMG
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37471 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:24 pm to
frick no. Wait till after the season is over.
Posted by Bellabama
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Member since Nov 2009
30878 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

I could've done without this sentence


Well if anyone asks such a silly question, I always think it's best to respond with a vulgar answer.
Posted by AUTigerLicious
Greensboro, NC
Member since Jul 2011
121 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

As for the other, I would hate to encourage any erotic fantasies you have that are centered upon the gurgle of the crimson queef in your masturbratory splendor.


This happens alot when you frick em from behind. Adding the color crimson to it.... ewwwwww.
Posted by Bellabama
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30878 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:31 pm to
I bet hubris knows about that...
Posted by Ice Cold
Over Macho Grande
Member since Jun 2004
18766 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

...but seriously is it that time of the month?
Ah, yes, the last refuge of the emasculated male.

It's science.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37471 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

yeah... i highly doubt those two are cheating at alabama... it's just ironic that alabama was mentioned, not auburn.


I realize you're desperately trying to connect this shite to Alabama, but it ain't happening. The yahoo story has jack shite to do with Alabama. Deal with it.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
92252 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Everyone who has any sense knows that college football is dirty. All of it. Acting like nothing is going on, for any school, is just flat out dumb.


FWIW, I posted a thread explaining this (except in a longer thread that took a while to type, but it was the same basic principle) and my feelings towards it on the Dawgrant while I was banned from here. They all called me an idiot, if I remember correctly. Good to see that someone agrees with me.
Posted by AUTigerLicious
Greensboro, NC
Member since Jul 2011
121 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:33 pm to
Anyway, back to the topic... I'm amazed that this story is out, and all AU and UA fans can do is continue to ridicule each other.

I'm guessing Bama will take this seriously and sit down with the two gentlemen who are implicated.

Auburn people should enjoy this lull in the internet world we are currently enjoying.

ps: frick you and your bagman bullshite.
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20712 posts
Posted on 8/16/11 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

I could've done without this sentence.


If that didn't make you hot and bothered, you're not a man.
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