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re: Bevo XV is 10 years old

Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:31 am to
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
26592 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:31 am to
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Dude's totally cupping Uga's balls.


That's the Seilers family jewels hes protecting...

Puppies from dem balls are worth a mint in Georgia...
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:32 am to
As a huge animal lover, Bevo's a beautiful animal.

As a huge lover of steak, I'll need my special order mixture of Lea & Perrin's/57 sauce to go with my bone-in ribeye slathered in butter & onions (medium-rare, please).  

Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6189 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:34 am to
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3rd and 17 was to go up 2 scores


Yet you only won by 1 score.. against a 7-5 Big 12 team.

Then proceed to puss out on the following years game.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:35 am to
quote:

Dude's totally cupping Uga's balls.


Joe "Blow"..... why do your eyes naturally go there?
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18821 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 11:43 am to
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Then proceed to puss out on the following years game.

UTrans fans are still trying to convince themselves that the SEC went to conference games only during COVID all because big, bad UTrans was on LSU’s schedule

Your embarrassment vs UGA this year makes 3 straight losses for UTrans, at home, to top 10 SEC teams.

Zero titles since the release of the iPhone
Posted by GusAU
Member since Mar 2014
4912 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 12:01 pm to
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You can't fix stupid.
Who is trying to fix you?
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
3088 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 12:11 pm to
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How old is that in bovinial years?


Well if he were a guy... he'd be about 30-35. And if he were a guy he would also be a Eunuch.
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
2211 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 12:13 pm to
Why does everyone from Austin including the animals, have multi colored hair?
Posted by Ptins944
Member since Jan 2019
2086 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 12:57 pm to
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Lifelong city boys pretending to be cowboys in the city of Austin never gets old
It's been my experience most city boys don't want to mess around with large animals, especially the ones with big horns that weigh 1500 lbs.

There are plenty of other things for the urban dwellers to focus on.

Government owned land makes up less than 2% of Texas, and is still mostly rural and country, and most people have access to the outdoors, whether they are ranches for cattle, crops, or wildlife.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21704 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 1:05 pm to
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Bevo XV is 10 years old

That meat is getting tough. Better end it before you can't get a good steak from him.
Posted by IamNotaRobot
OKC
Member since Nov 2021
1467 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 3:18 pm to
Longhorn beef is pretty lean. Not much fat on them. Wouldn’t be my first choice for dinner
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
7918 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 3:22 pm to
Does it moo with a lisp since it has no balls?
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55038 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 3:32 pm to
Bring him over and let him play in Mike the Tigers cage.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19737 posts
Posted on 1/25/25 at 3:39 pm to
When is the best age to butcher them?
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