IamNotaRobot

There’s always baseball showcase events throughout the US and if you randomly showed up throwing 100 mph scouts would notice. If that didn’t work you could play independent ball and put up stupid numbers. Idk about UFC. Maybe do some local cage fights and keep calling out Dana White and hope a video goes viral on Tweeter. Football if you haven’t been to college still have 4 years of eligibility. Could walk on somewhere. Coaches are always looking for human tackling dummies. If that isn’t an option you could tryout for an indoor football team. Just don’t hang out with Aaron Hernandez.

These guys are pros. They could shoot course records with Costco clubs. Something else is amiss. Maybe he and the wife are bickering again.

Go sell seashells by the beach damn hippy

“Bailed out by the refs”…comical.

You can’t say they aren’t indeed clever. They got more tricks up their sleeves than David Blaine.

Trump is horny

It’s a long season and guys get tired. They’ll lose 15-20lbs easy and that includes lean muscle mass. Guys in the 1980-90s, early 2000s, they didn’t have that problem and hit solid all the way through September. Fans packed the stands and nobody cried about how far the pitching mound was.

Mickey Mantle hit the longest confirmed HR at 734 ft off Bill Fischer. The pitch? Fastball. Should tell you all you need to know.

Nah Indy’s cooked.

A rock is a deadly weapon. It would be justified if the military was defending themselves while conducting lawful activities.