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re: Bevo banned again Mercedes-Benz Stadium!

Posted on 12/24/24 at 7:56 pm to
Posted by TDCat
Louisville
Member since Oct 2013
1009 posts
Posted on 12/24/24 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

he is fattened up for 6 weeks and then processed


Let's hope it's a grain fed finish.
Posted by Sizzle_DAWG
Sanford Stadium
Member since Jan 2024
1069 posts
Posted on 12/24/24 at 8:04 pm to
shite kickers
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
890 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 3:01 am to
quote:

Bevo Banned Again Mercedes Benz Stadium


Only posers and chubby ex frat boys drive Mercedes…

Georgia has seen their last SEC games in their inappropriate little foreign car stadium…

No way the SEC is not going to accommodate Bevo, America’s Favorite University Mascot, long term…

Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I am proud of the large bootprint Texas has left on the SEC in only our first year…

I’m laughing about the secret negotiations between our Big Cigars and Sankey which are already happening…

If you won’t take our word for it, just ask aggy or read TexAgs… they absolutely know this is all true…

Merry Christmas!!


This post was edited on 12/25/24 at 4:38 am
Posted by Ptins944
Member since Jan 2019
2061 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Swing in Lucy in Disguise on the way out of Atx. Pick up a cow costume, with udders or without.
Sadly, Lucy closed up shop this summer. High rent driving all the older places out of business.

Benz stadium going to follow that path if they can’t accommodate Texas and their fans.
Posted by TriumphTiger
Alpharetta, GA
Member since Sep 2007
10352 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Maybe they could sneak him in. One quarter pound at a time.


I would definitely have a Bevo prime rib!
Posted by Lolathon234
Rio
Member since Oct 2022
1351 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 4:09 pm to
Side note, if LSU can have a Tiger, why doesn’t Penn State have a live mountain lion?
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28107 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Sadly, Lucy closed up shop this summer. High rent driving all the older places out of business


Good grief. That sucks. We used to love getting costumes there.


Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3877 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 4:48 pm to
Bevo is welcome at the tailgate grill (parts of him anyway).
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

Georgia has seen their last SEC games in their inappropriate little foreign car stadium…

Sure, pal
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
14160 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 5:09 pm to
Texas men are castrated steers.
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
124 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 11:45 pm to
I guess you better win next week.

Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
124 posts
Posted on 12/25/24 at 11:50 pm to
'cause they are pussy cats.

Posted by nclsutiger
Winston-Salem,NC
Member since Mar 2005
390 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 7:46 am to
You expected a different answer the second time?
And guess what, if they make it to the natty, he won’t be allowed in again.
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48418 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:32 am to
Bar-B-Que Bevo
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15992 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 8:45 am to
You wanna come pet ours?

Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6042 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:01 am to
quote:


You wanna come pet ours?


Penn State's moto?
Posted by BoulderDawg34
Boulder CO
Member since Sep 2012
363 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:47 am to
Unless he’s getting ground into hamburger meat for the fans, Bevo doesn’t belong there.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
10964 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:04 am to
quote:

No Bevo for Peach Bowl. WTH?

I thought y'all had a new mascot.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58894 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:04 am to
quote:

No Bevo for Peach Bowl.


You ever been to GA?

That nutless queer steer would be BBQ in short order in the South.


Still surprised Tusk did not get cooked when they joined.


Good thing UF is a fake gator, that is good eatin in these parts


Why do you think most SEC mascots are cats, dogs, and humans?
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
29249 posts
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:16 am to
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