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re: Bevo banned again Mercedes-Benz Stadium!
Posted on 12/24/24 at 7:56 pm to Herman Frisco
Posted on 12/24/24 at 7:56 pm to Herman Frisco
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he is fattened up for 6 weeks and then processed
Let's hope it's a grain fed finish.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 3:01 am to BevoHornsUp
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Bevo Banned Again Mercedes Benz Stadium
Only posers and chubby ex frat boys drive Mercedes…
Georgia has seen their last SEC games in their inappropriate little foreign car stadium…
No way the SEC is not going to accommodate Bevo, America’s Favorite University Mascot, long term…
Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I am proud of the large bootprint Texas has left on the SEC in only our first year…
I’m laughing about the secret negotiations between our Big Cigars and Sankey which are already happening…
If you won’t take our word for it, just ask aggy or read TexAgs… they absolutely know this is all true…
Merry Christmas!!

This post was edited on 12/25/24 at 4:38 am
Posted on 12/25/24 at 3:36 pm to Bulldogblitz
quote:Sadly, Lucy closed up shop this summer. High rent driving all the older places out of business.
Swing in Lucy in Disguise on the way out of Atx. Pick up a cow costume, with udders or without.
Benz stadium going to follow that path if they can’t accommodate Texas and their fans.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 4:07 pm to SasquatchDawg
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Maybe they could sneak him in. One quarter pound at a time.
I would definitely have a Bevo prime rib!
Posted on 12/25/24 at 4:09 pm to BevoHornsUp
Side note, if LSU can have a Tiger, why doesn’t Penn State have a live mountain lion?
Posted on 12/25/24 at 4:13 pm to Ptins944
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Sadly, Lucy closed up shop this summer. High rent driving all the older places out of business
Good grief. That sucks. We used to love getting costumes there.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 4:48 pm to BevoHornsUp
Bevo is welcome at the tailgate grill (parts of him anyway).
Posted on 12/25/24 at 5:07 pm to Old School Tex
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Georgia has seen their last SEC games in their inappropriate little foreign car stadium…



Posted on 12/25/24 at 5:09 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Texas men are castrated steers.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 11:45 pm to Old School Tex
I guess you better win next week.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 11:50 pm to Lolathon234
'cause they are pussy cats.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 7:46 am to SasquatchDawg
You expected a different answer the second time?
And guess what, if they make it to the natty, he won’t be allowed in again.
And guess what, if they make it to the natty, he won’t be allowed in again.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:01 am to Imber
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You wanna come pet ours?
Penn State's moto?
Posted on 12/26/24 at 9:47 am to BevoHornsUp
Unless he’s getting ground into hamburger meat for the fans, Bevo doesn’t belong there.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:04 am to BevoHornsUp
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No Bevo for Peach Bowl. WTH?
I thought y'all had a new mascot.

Posted on 12/26/24 at 10:04 am to BevoHornsUp
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No Bevo for Peach Bowl.
You ever been to GA?
That nutless queer steer would be BBQ in short order in the South.
Still surprised Tusk did not get cooked when they joined.
Good thing UF is a fake gator, that is good eatin in these parts
Why do you think most SEC mascots are cats, dogs, and humans?
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