re: Bert is back - Bielema to Illinois

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Was he really a drunk?

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Let me put it this way....they're going to have to rename Champaign, IL to Vodka, IL.

His wife probably got the escorts on speed dial. boinking the pool boy

She’s cheating on him. He’ll he’s cheating on her with a Chinese buffet.

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People in Champaign are investing heavily in the following businesses...

THE BEST 10 Buffets in Champaign, IL

Sunny China Buffet 20 $Chinese, Buffets. (217) 367-8883.
ChinaTown Buffet 81 $$Chinese, Buffets, Sushi Bars.
Yoder’s Kitchen 64 $$Bakeries, Gift Shops, Buffets.
Royal Buffet 15 $$Buffets. (217) 446-6528. 4117 N Vermilion St “.
Imperial Buffet. 126. $$Buffets. (309) 454-4848. 1950 E College Ave.
Legend Buffet 7 $Buffets, Chinese, Sushi Bars. (217) 935-8119.
Jo’s Country Diner & Catering. Coffee & Tea, Breakfast & Brunch, Buffets.
Chinatown Chinese Restaurant 12 $$Chinese, Buffets.
Cafe. Breakfast & Brunch, Buffets, American (Traditional) (217) 269-2826.
QQ Buffet 22 $$Chinese, Buffets. (217) 258-8838. 108 Dettro Dr.

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Not all of those restaurants are in Champaign. And the best one is Yoder’s which is 40 mins away from Champaign.

Its because U of I is like the most foreign diverse university in the country. Especially littered with Chinese.

Champaign is the largest city near me and they are a liberal shithole because of the university and elected officials. Its a sanctuary city and when BLM was going on, idiots looted market place mall, which I didn't expect to see. This is also due to idiots coming down from Chicago because U of I and EIU love money from out of area degenerates.

Bert will do better than lovie, but he won't be doing shite outside of work as the city is closed for drinking with restaurants and bars closed. I get hes from rural Illinois, but from where hes been the last ten years, this is completely different. He will either do well (6-6) or he will be done coaching and be single. Nobody there will give a frick about him or Jen.

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Exactly what I thought. It was pretty obvious from how they (Wisconsin) didn't skip a beat after he left that it wasn't him that was running that show.

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His 2010 and 2011 teams were better than anything they've had since then.

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Also no mention of how one of his Rose Bowl trips was only because of postseason sanctions to teams that finished above Wisconsin that year. Pretty sure they made the Rose Bowl with like a 9-4 record or something similar.

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They made the Big 10 title game in 2012 at 7-5 because Ohio State was on probation. Still had to beat a 10-2 Nebraska team to get to the Rose Bowl though. Wisconsin beat them 70-31 and had something like 600 rushing yards.

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Holy shite!! I thought he had lost a little weight, quit drinking, and gotten healthier. Nope, he looks fatter than ever and his face is redder than a baboon’s arse.

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Well, let's put that one to the test.