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re: Beating Bama this year won't even be that fun
Posted on 4/25/23 at 8:04 am to MackDaddyBrown
Posted on 4/25/23 at 8:04 am to MackDaddyBrown
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They're in such a pitiful state it's embarrassing. We stole their best coordinators and now Saban is flailing with his Dollar General hires.
We have 3 QBs better than their best one. It won't even matter this time if they try that gutless Bana "injure their QB" shtick again.
We have many better receivers. Our RB room is more talented. Our new 5* RB is more talented than theirs.
Yes, yes. Keep this attitude. You are right and all Texas fans and players should feel this way. I just hope Bama at least shows up to take their beating. If I was Sark I would just skip the Bama film this season.
I would go ahead and just light the tower orange on Monday of that week.
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Posted on 4/25/23 at 11:11 am to TouchdownTony
Great topic from this thread. Why does Texas feel as though they’re a CFB blue blood? This casual fan has doubts.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 11:52 am to MackDaddyBrown
Well then I guess you won't be missing out on much? 
Posted on 4/25/23 at 1:51 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Good Lord UTa tejas is going-to-be mudholed .... soon. Soon. I can't wait.
Shame to the first SEC program that loses to them.
Shame to the first SEC program that loses to them.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 3:03 pm to Houag80
What a self report. The only reason to never have tried is:
1. Fat
2. Small dick
I slang wood, just like the horns do.
This post was edited on 4/25/23 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 4/25/23 at 4:25 pm to MackDaddyBrown
That boy at #1 looks lame as shite.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 4:44 pm to MackDaddyBrown
I'm not sure how your players will react not being able to run out of vagina. But bring it bevo!
Better take notes there are far scarier places to play in the SEC than BDS.
Better take notes there are far scarier places to play in the SEC than BDS.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 5:14 pm to scrooster
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Shame to the first SEC program that loses to them.
That's some brave talk. What sports do you think little USC has the better program versus Texas? Mens or womens, historical or recent.
Does the little rooster realize USC light is a "bye week" school?
Posted on 4/25/23 at 5:51 pm to TideTurf
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far scarier places to play in the SEC.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:04 pm to scrooster
Texas will fit nicely as a mid-tier SEC team, and help pad the win total for the upper tier teams.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:05 pm to Harry Morgan
Surely Texas will spend the money for a competent coach with the money they have. Sark is going to be curb stomped if he’s still the coach by the time they get in this conference.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:06 pm to Harry Morgan
Texas beating their chests over getting up for one game vs bama. They still didn’t win big 12. Anyone can get up for a game, he can’t get his team up consistently through the sec grind. He’ll be another jumbo or worse
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:23 pm to Harry Morgan
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Texas will fit nicely as a mid-tier SEC team, and help pad the win total for the upper tier teams.
I’m glad to play a much better schedule and not be everyone’s Super Bowl.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:23 pm to MackDaddyBrown
quote:You start taking their women from them and their family reunions start to get real awkward.
It's not even worth taking their women after we win since we have so much better tail in Austin. (And believe me, I saw many gumps get rejected.)
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:28 pm to Harry Morgan
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Bama would skull drag Texas with their 2nd string and walk ons.
I say this will all due respect but you sir are a moron…. Again with all due respect
Posted on 4/25/23 at 6:49 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Don’t love the post but I am very confident about this game. Lots of reasons to see why Texas would prevail here. Should be best team in 14 years, we’ll see if that actually plays out. I’m putting more into our perceived better product than I am any type of reported demise that Bama doesn’t look like Bama.
Ewers needs to ball and we need to create more sacks (hurries weren’t the problem last year). Those are the only two questions for me. Both units are strengths. As mentioned the RB and WR rooms are silly good. Only attrition on offense was Bijan. Any attrition on defense really wasn’t that critical, maybe save for Overshown.
Depth, depth, depth. We are likely to tire out defenses this year with fresh bodies.
First time I’ve drank the Kool-Aid in years, we’ll see.
Ewers needs to ball and we need to create more sacks (hurries weren’t the problem last year). Those are the only two questions for me. Both units are strengths. As mentioned the RB and WR rooms are silly good. Only attrition on offense was Bijan. Any attrition on defense really wasn’t that critical, maybe save for Overshown.
Depth, depth, depth. We are likely to tire out defenses this year with fresh bodies.
First time I’ve drank the Kool-Aid in years, we’ll see.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 7:31 pm to mortgageman82
What are the odds that the first time Bevo runs out of the visitors tunnel before the game at Bryant Denny a red neck with a 30-06 drops him from the upper deck with one shot?
Posted on 4/25/23 at 7:37 pm to BevoBucks
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I’m glad to play a much better schedule and not be everyone’s Super Bowl.
Texas is no one’s Super Bowl.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 7:41 pm to MackDaddyBrown
Considering the combine and what tue experts are saying. Your former running back was even better than the impressive numbers he put up last season.
Without him it will be interesting to see what Sark's offense will look like without him.
Without him it will be interesting to see what Sark's offense will look like without him.
Posted on 4/25/23 at 7:48 pm to Tigertown in ATL
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It’s a nightmare that we are soon going to have to put up with the shittiest fan base in college football not named UF.
I never dreamed I’d cheer for Florida to win against anyone. Now I know I was wrong.
Still not sure what Texas brings to the conference, aside from disappointment.
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