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Battle of the Fats today

Posted on 12/30/25 at 10:43 am
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20715 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 10:43 am
Have we ever seen a combined weight this high from two head coaches?

Bert vs Elko would be heavier, but still a lot of visceral fat on the sidelines today

Who eats whom?



Vs


Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4330 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 10:44 am to
Kansas had the market cornered there for a while between Mangino & Weis.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4330 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 11:00 am to
It appears the land whale mega yachts have not ever coached as head coaches against each other.

Friedgen
2001-10 - Maryland

Mangino
2002-09 - Kansas

Weis
2005-09 - Notre Dame
2012-14 - Kansas

Bielema
2006-12 - Wisconsin
2013-17 - Arkansas
2021-now - Illinois

Maryland vs Kansas - never played
Maryland vs Notre Dame - 2002 & 2011
Maryland vs Wisconsin - didn't play till 2014
Kansas vs Notre Dame - haven't played since 1999
Kansas vs Wisconsin - haven't played since 1976
Kansas vs Arkansas - played early 1900s and again in 2022
Notre Dame vs Wisconsin - did not play from 1964-2021
This post was edited on 12/30/25 at 11:10 am
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
6519 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Battle of the Fats today
CFB coaches looking rough these days.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8345 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 11:23 am to
Fat coaches have been the only ones that work for Tennessee in the last 30 years. I think that it's smart on their administration's part.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
1995 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 12:25 pm to
I didn't know A&M was playing today.
Posted by Marlboro Smooth
Member since Dec 2025
14 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 12:27 pm to
Bert is the one true monster
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8631 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 1:10 pm to
Bert is a lightweight compared to Mangino in his salad days.


Not that Mangino ever went anywhere near a salad.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
54081 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 1:53 pm to
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2426 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

todayby Wishbone85
I didn't know A&M was playing today.


Elko would eat both of them.
Posted by MIZ83
St. Louis
Member since Feb 2013
249 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Bert is a lightweight compared to Mangino in his salad days.


I still get a laugh out of this old joke whenever I am in Kansas City:

Mangino (to gas station attendant): How do I get to 435?
Attendant: Maybe try a salad once in a while?
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
20715 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 2:50 pm to
Hell yea
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
12830 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 2:52 pm to
I bet the manager at the local Golden Corral hated to see Mangino come thru the door.
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17087 posts
Posted on 12/30/25 at 3:06 pm to
I'll take Heupel. At least I'm positive Bert cannot get in his head like he so easily did with Beamer.
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