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re: Bama's next sure fire All America softball pitcher

Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by BhamBlazeDog
Birmingham
Member since Aug 2018
3757 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:49 pm to
Uhhhh, is this legal?
Posted by SAINTS0321
Member since Jan 2016
3963 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:51 pm to
I believe u
Posted by MetryMauler
Member since Sep 2016
7132 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 12:51 pm to
Her middle name is Marino.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28286 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 1:13 pm to
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adults that roll trees.


This always cracks me up when a gump brings that up.


Posted by BusinessKnight
Member since Sep 2017
376 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 2:23 pm to
We will see if she can compete in the SEC. She hasn't been in the travel scene much and she is from a tiny school in Kentucky.
Posted by SAINTS0321
Member since Jan 2016
3963 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 2:24 pm to
Roll tide roll is cool.tree stuff of the goathumpers is not
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 2:25 pm to
Monty Fouts?

This sounds like a Finkle is Einhorn situation
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23882 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:14 pm to
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I wonder if they’d be embarrassed by her team dogpiling the mound after losing the series

Can’t be any worse than losing after your players doused you in Gatorade.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25478 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:18 pm to
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I guess when your football team sucks


I'll take your word for it. You guys would know better than anyone.

Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33167 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 4:57 pm to
The bottom is close when softball bragging comes out.

Who's that in the Mr. Ed mask, btw?
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:03 pm to
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:05 pm to
You’re fanbase poisoned those trees, what’s that say about you?
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:10 pm to
Lol, this was a beat down though
Bama will probably be undefeated again. But if they have to face Clemson.... you’re fricked
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20486 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:13 pm to
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You’re fanbase


Jesus Christ, you inbreds are bad at this.

There's a reason Updyke is a Louisianan now. He fits right in.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18169 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:18 pm to
One looks like Tom Petty's granddaughter and the other like a grown up Winnie Cooper.

Neither are fat or butchy enough to be a dominant softball pitcher
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 6:19 pm
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:20 pm to
It’s a typo you delusional arse. But grasp at whatever you think will distract from your fan base’s embarrassments.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:22 pm to
I’ll make the point again. Your fanbase poisoned the tree of another university. You pathetic sacks of shite are all pathetic and live vicariously through bama football. I would kill my self if I had to live vicariously through a college football team to feel accomplished.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20486 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:27 pm to
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I would kill my self if


Imbecile.

I would kill myself if I ever had to live in a goddamned shithole that Harvey Updyke feels comfortable calling home

It is absolutely the worst place on earth, and it's populated by human garbage.
Posted by phil4bama
Emerald Coast of PCB
Member since Jul 2011
11454 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:31 pm to
What Harvey did was embarrassing. No place for that.

Let’s talk about the Bama fan that teabagged the drunk, passed out corndog who was drowning his sorrows after that 21-0 beatdown in LSU’s home away from home. How’s that for an embarrassing beatdown, bitch!!
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25478 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 6:37 pm to
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I would kill my self if I had to live vicariously through a college football team to feel accomplished.


RIP Clemson fan.

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