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Bama's Heroine

Posted on 11/17/25 at 12:57 am
Posted by ScottLA
Member since Nov 2025
83 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 12:57 am
In times of trouble, when the clouds hang low and there seems to no sunlight getting through, the heroine steps in and brightens the day with her brave stand against evil.



Also, on a completely different topic:

Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
17481 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 12:59 am to
You’ve been here for like 6 days try not to be too god damned weird.
Posted by ScottLA
Member since Nov 2025
83 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 1:39 am to
quote:

You’ve been here for like 6 days try not to be too god damned weird.


Don't Net Nanny me, Mrs. Camp Manager.

She was doing a job that needed doing to keep trash like #4 from desecrating the field. He spat out a big wad of shite onto the logo anyway in a symbolic act of depravity, but she tried.



And #1 was trying to do #2 on the Bama logo. You can never tell what Oklahoma players may do to another team's field; they don't have a good reputation in that regard.

This post was edited on 11/17/25 at 1:55 am
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
2351 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 5:52 am to
quote:

And #1 was trying to do #2 on the Bama logo


Well they had just finished shitting on the team, so why not?
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
26532 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 6:56 am to
Corndogs would know a lot about teams being shite on.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
10201 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 7:11 am to
Is there any truth to the rumor that she is Karen McGumperson, three time national champion line leader at Tuscaloosa Elementary School?
Posted by uaslick
Tuscaloosa
Member since May 2011
1274 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 8:01 am to
Can she kick?
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
18238 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 8:07 am to
Bama Karen
Posted by twk
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jul 2011
2909 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 8:10 am to
She's probably related to the DPS trooper from the A&M-SC game.

Fun fact: Harvey Updyke was once a DPS trooper.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127231 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 8:15 am to
quote:

ScottLA
Posted by junkyarddawg3
Metro ATL
Member since Nov 2015
1179 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 8:15 am to
Posted by JacieNY
Member since Jul 2024
2095 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 9:47 am to
You are preachin to the choir Scott.

Heck, I would've preferred a flag planting but I think the team has been told they can't do that anymore.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Canada
Member since Dec 2024
4971 posts
Posted on 11/17/25 at 9:53 am to
She’s built like a linebacker. Don’t frick anyone bigger than you
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