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Bama privilege
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:35 pm
Bama,
It's time for you to acknowledge and renounce your built-in advantages within the SEC and NCAA.
No longer can we, the rest of the founding members of the SEC (the greatest conference in the world,) sit idly by while Bama cheats, steals, and lies their way to the top. It used to just be paying recruits, skirting bylaws, and getting the NCAA to sanction other SEC schools after said schools defeat Bama... but now they are incarcerating young men from from other teams that they feel they can't compete with. This injustice cannot stand; we must protect our student-athletes from the tyranny of the majority!
Their fans are murderers, rapists, and vandals. Their players are even worse. Reuben Foster can't even read! Their coach is literally Hitler, except shorter.
It's time to pick up your pitchforks and take back our conference! Let's occupy Birmingham and demand Ritter's head on a spike! Let's storm Nick Saban's office and smash his Lil' Debbies and shake his Coca-Cola's!
It's time to step off the Bama plantation, fellow SEC members and fans! Let your masters become the downtrodden! SEC! SEC! SEC!
It's time for you to acknowledge and renounce your built-in advantages within the SEC and NCAA.
No longer can we, the rest of the founding members of the SEC (the greatest conference in the world,) sit idly by while Bama cheats, steals, and lies their way to the top. It used to just be paying recruits, skirting bylaws, and getting the NCAA to sanction other SEC schools after said schools defeat Bama... but now they are incarcerating young men from from other teams that they feel they can't compete with. This injustice cannot stand; we must protect our student-athletes from the tyranny of the majority!
Their fans are murderers, rapists, and vandals. Their players are even worse. Reuben Foster can't even read! Their coach is literally Hitler, except shorter.
It's time to pick up your pitchforks and take back our conference! Let's occupy Birmingham and demand Ritter's head on a spike! Let's storm Nick Saban's office and smash his Lil' Debbies and shake his Coca-Cola's!
It's time to step off the Bama plantation, fellow SEC members and fans! Let your masters become the downtrodden! SEC! SEC! SEC!
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Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:35 pm to subotic
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:35 pm to subotic
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:36 pm to subotic
<<<<<< all you pathetic LSU fans.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:36 pm to subotic
quote:
No longer can we, the rest of the founding members of the SEC (the greatest conference in the world,) sit idly by while Bama cheats, steals, and lies their way to the top. It used to just be paying recruits, skirting bylaws, and getting the NCAA to sanction other SEC schools after said schools defeat Bama... but now they are incarcerating young men from from other teams that they feel they can't compete with. This injustice cannot stand; we must protect our student-athletes from the tyranny of the majority!
And tRANT holds so much sway that we can stop this injustice!
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:36 pm to subotic
Oh look, another lame-arse thread.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:36 pm to subotic
Your guy committed a targeting foul. I know, it’s my area of expertise.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:37 pm to subotic
quote:I embrace all my privileges. If you are not trying to get privilege you are a fricking loser
It's time for you to acknowledge and renounce your built-in advantages within the SEC and NCAA.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:38 pm to subotic
Dear Diary,
Today Bama shoved me during recess and I fell in front of everyone. It was so fricking embarrassing, and everyone laughed. I want to change schools but my parents won't let me. I don't see any way out other than killing myself.
Today Bama shoved me during recess and I fell in front of everyone. It was so fricking embarrassing, and everyone laughed. I want to change schools but my parents won't let me. I don't see any way out other than killing myself.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:38 pm to subotic
Melt day 3 awesome.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:38 pm to subotic
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:39 pm to subotic
In the last two days, we've seen calls for protests, requests for investigations, accusations of collusion, and acknowledgement of privilege.
LSU fans have gone full SJW on us. They might as well bring Dr. Ford out to deliver the game ball.
LSU fans have gone full SJW on us. They might as well bring Dr. Ford out to deliver the game ball.
This post was edited on 10/22/18 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:41 pm to FairhopeTider
The majority will stop at nothing to retain their privileges.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:44 pm to MSHawg1
Together, we can put an end to this.
MSHawg, do you enjoy shining Bama's shoes? If you do, then this thread is not for you.
MSHawg, do you enjoy shining Bama's shoes? If you do, then this thread is not for you.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:46 pm to subotic
Posted on 10/22/18 at 12:51 pm to Silverback
A product of Bama deviousness.
You are helping the cause right now, though.
You are helping the cause right now, though.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:01 pm to subotic
I was there for this classic 
Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:07 pm to Silverback
Has Bama ever competed on a level playing field? I ain't talking about the crown of the turf...
Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:08 pm to subotic
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literally
Posted on 10/22/18 at 1:09 pm to subotic
quote:lsu grounds crew is furiously trying to put a slope on your field, only prayer you have to slow tua
Has Bama ever competed on a level playing field? I ain't talking about the crown of the turf...
This post was edited on 10/22/18 at 1:10 pm
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