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Bama Fans are the Trashiest: With Evidence
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:40 pm
How do I know that Bama fans are the trashiest fan base?
Go to any gas station bathroom, and what will you see? A big red Bama “A” drawn on the wall of the pisser.
Go to any public park and look at the picnic tables or the gazebo there. You’ll find “Roll Tide” scratched into the wood.
Go to any tourist trap in the Southeast. You’ll find that some Bammer defaced public or private property with their hideous logo in red crayon.
I once went backpacking in the Great Smokey Mountians. I was 40 miles from the closest paved road, 15 miles from the trail head. Way the hell out in the wilderness. And, of course, what did I find? Some bastard Bammer defiled our beautiful public resources with their graffiti. Is no place too sacred for these morons to keep their greasy fingers from ruining the appearance of a public space that we all share?
I’ve traveled all around this land. Never once have I seen “War Eagle” or “Geaux Tigers” carved into the door of the shitter. But any place you’d typically find graffiti, you can guarantee you’ll see the “Mark of the Bam” scrawled there.
Only the trashiest of trashy people leave graffiti in public places. And the data shows that many of these criminals are Bammers, as shown from the prevalence of their “Art”. The next time you’re out and about, keep your eyes peeled, and you’ll see I’m right.
Edit: Upon review of the early comments from Dawg fans here to White Knight for their trashy Bama brothers, I’m reminded that the UGAly faithful finish in close 2nd place as the trashiest fan base.
Go to any gas station bathroom, and what will you see? A big red Bama “A” drawn on the wall of the pisser.
Go to any public park and look at the picnic tables or the gazebo there. You’ll find “Roll Tide” scratched into the wood.
Go to any tourist trap in the Southeast. You’ll find that some Bammer defaced public or private property with their hideous logo in red crayon.
I once went backpacking in the Great Smokey Mountians. I was 40 miles from the closest paved road, 15 miles from the trail head. Way the hell out in the wilderness. And, of course, what did I find? Some bastard Bammer defiled our beautiful public resources with their graffiti. Is no place too sacred for these morons to keep their greasy fingers from ruining the appearance of a public space that we all share?
I’ve traveled all around this land. Never once have I seen “War Eagle” or “Geaux Tigers” carved into the door of the shitter. But any place you’d typically find graffiti, you can guarantee you’ll see the “Mark of the Bam” scrawled there.
Only the trashiest of trashy people leave graffiti in public places. And the data shows that many of these criminals are Bammers, as shown from the prevalence of their “Art”. The next time you’re out and about, keep your eyes peeled, and you’ll see I’m right.
Edit: Upon review of the early comments from Dawg fans here to White Knight for their trashy Bama brothers, I’m reminded that the UGAly faithful finish in close 2nd place as the trashiest fan base.
This post was edited on 3/26/23 at 3:35 pm
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Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:43 pm to WarCamEagle88
Weird melt for a Sunday, but I'll allow it.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:45 pm to WarCamEagle88
Was wearing an Auburn shirt in New York City. A homeless guy yelled “roll tide” at me. It was so unreal I couldn’t stop myself from bursting out in laughter.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:50 pm to WarCamEagle88
Sounds like this Barner is jealous of all the support Bama gets. Lol
Of course all this Bama graffiti can’t compete with the toilet papered trees in front of a sad looking drug store when AU pulls out a big win against a NW Central Idaho State team.
Of course all this Bama graffiti can’t compete with the toilet papered trees in front of a sad looking drug store when AU pulls out a big win against a NW Central Idaho State team.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:51 pm to ALhunter
At least the NY homeless guy had heard of Alabama. Doubt he even knew AU existed
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:51 pm to ALhunter
Im sure if you looked inside that bum’s cardboard box, you’d find a big red “A” drawn on it somewhere.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:53 pm to SaturdayNAthens
Rolling trees with toilet paper is a better tradition than barking at women and children on the street, you animal.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:54 pm to WarCamEagle88
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:55 pm to WarCamEagle88
This is the oddest thread
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:56 pm to SaturdayNAthens
The only reason that bum knew about Bama was because someone noticed that he didn’t have any teeth, figured he must be a Bama fan, and gave him a Tide shirt to wear.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:56 pm to WarCamEagle88
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Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:56 pm to WarCamEagle88
Yes. I’ve always thought toilet paper was a classy item. Lol
Posted on 3/26/23 at 2:57 pm to WarCamEagle88
AU always living in the shadow of Bama and Georgia.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 3:28 pm to SaturdayNAthens
The only shadow we stand in is the shadow cast from the red crayon used by trashy fans to scribble “roll tide!” and “hunker down dawgs!” on the bathroom wall of a Krystal in Columbus, GA. I’m happy to not be in the same category as you and your bretheren.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 3:34 pm to WarCamEagle88
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How do I know that Bama fans are the trashiest fan base?
Go to any gas station bathroom, and what will you see? A big red Bama “A” drawn on the wall of the pisser.
Go to any public park and look at the picnic tables or the gazebo there. You’ll find “Roll Tide” scratched into the wood.
Go to any tourist trap in the Southeast. You’ll find that some Bammer defaced public or private property with their hideous logo in red crayon.
I once went backpacking in the Great Smokey Mountians. I was 40 miles from the closest paved road, 15 miles from the trail head. Way the hell out in the wilderness. And, of course, what did I find? Some bastard Bammer defiled our beautiful public resources with their graffiti. Is no place too sacred for these morons to keep their greasy fingers from ruining the appearance of a public space that we all share?
I’ve traveled all around this land. Never once have I seen “War Eagle” or “Geaux Tigers” carved into the door of the shitter. But any place you’d typically find graffiti, you can guarantee you’ll see the “Mark of the Bam” scrawled there.
Only the trashiest of trashy people leave graffiti in public places. And the data shows that many of these criminals are Bammers, as shown from the prevalence of their “Art”. The next time you’re out and about, keep your eyes peeled, and you’ll see I’m right.
I can see that you’re not the obsessive type.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 3:38 pm to Sid E Walker
Not obsessed by any measure. I’m just a man who pays attention to his surroundings, and have noticed that Bammers can’t seem to stop themselves from soiling our public places with their filth. Look around and you’ll see I’m correct. The evidence is everywhere.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 3:40 pm to WarCamEagle88
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Bama Fans are the Trashiest
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Posted on 3/26/23 at 3:42 pm to WarCamEagle88
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Not obsessed by any measure.
Ah, so you spend your Sunday afternoon getting worked up enough about Bama to post a soliloquy about Bama.
Yeah, you’re obsessive…and likely compulsive.
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